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Erin Elizabeth

@ElizabethErin

I love the word angst

Joined February 2013
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I really wished that we would have transferred the name walkie-talkies over to cellphone because I mostly definitely walkie and talkie while on my phone
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The fact that How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is trending on Netflix.. girl I can lose a guy in 10 minutes
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If I was a music artist I would release my music at 2pm, the Thursday part of the day.
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I will watch a million retellings of Pride and Prejudice. I want the comfort of a story line I already know and love, but the endorphins of something new.
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Apparently the farmer’s market in my neighborhood is known as the “horny” market and I have yet to get hit on there? Excuse me
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I love when men are surprised by how funny I am
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Thank you to every man who has said “that was actually funny.” I know, that’s why I said it
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Maybe then people would donate
Jeanne Petrizzo Gomes (@jeannepetrizzo) profile pictureJeanne Petrizzo Gomes@jeannepetrizzo14 Nov 2021
A dating app feature in Wikipedia where you get pinged with a potential partner’s profile based on your browsing history. “Meet Henry! He’s also 27 clicks deep into the Fall of the Byzantine Empire”
Thinking about the guy I went on a date with who said “I don’t want to label anyone as anti-capitalism-“ Go ahead and label me 😘
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Shared work calendars are great - can I distract myself by bothering Susan right now? Nope, she’s with a client until 2, I’ll find another way to avoid doing my work
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This “final deadline” is giving 3 weeks on lockdown vibes
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Wanting to respond to every demeaning Christian that tries to belittle you and then says “but as always I’m praying for you,” With “I’m praying for you as well ❤️“ then watch the confusion set in. Whose prayer will work??
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When I was in HS I was told that I had to get the chicken pox vaccine (bc I never had the pox) or else I wouldn’t be able to attend school. That made PERFECT sense to me. On top of that we have always had to show our shot record to participate in society. Why are you angry now?
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The CDC says it was okay to be able to move on
Luciux Riker (@Luciuxness) profile pictureLuciux Riker@Luciuxness14 May 2021
Type "The CDC says" and let predictive text decide our fate
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Listening to Biden roast this country saying we can finally do what we are good at, “not wearing masks.”
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Rough is such a dumb word. The pronunciation fits the description.. but the spelling? Not even close
I have never given a wedding speech but I just recited all of the speeches I mentally wrote for every wedding I was in to my roommate And let me be the first to tell you that everyone missed out
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I love Apple news alerts because today they let me know that skinny jeans are out.
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So I need a new place to live and joined some roommate FB groups and the budgets that people have is ASTOUNDING. You are 21 and can already afford $1000 a month on an apartment?? I'm sorry but can your family adopt me?
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the audacity
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My favorite way to disregard my emotions is to blame them on my menstruation cycle
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