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Laurie

@EllSimonds

#GoBolts

 Florida, USA
Joined December 2021
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Good morning 鉂わ笍
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馃ぃ Marriage is all about communication. Unfortunately, he communicated something stupid.
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馃槀 She wanted romance. He thought she wanted to mark her territory!
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馃ぃ Some women wake their husbands up for answers. Others just update their relationship status to WIDOW.
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馃槀 Marriage is finding that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life threatening with a frying pan.
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Love you all. Sweet dreams 鈾ワ笍
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馃ぃ He wanted one more drink. She wanted one more round. They were NOT discussing the same activity.
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twenty years of marriage, and she's STILL waiting for something to get stiff besides his joints.
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馃嵑 He may be three beers past intelligent, but damn if he didn't make a solid argument.
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Chad's been sober for 40 days since 2017. Progress is progress, people!馃馃
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馃拃 Not all heroes wear capes. Some unknowingly raise the side dude's kids.
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馃ぃ This is why you should NEVER date someone who might eventually become your doctor!
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She's already convicted him, sentenced him, and denied his appeal. Meanwhile, he's still trying to find out the charges.
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Some compliments are genuine. Others are just horny thoughts wearing a little tuxedo
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Men, sometimes the best thing you can do for your relationship is SHUT THE HELL UP.
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Happy Wednesday, Friends!
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He's not looking for hoes. He's mapping out a hoe-free evacuation route. Show some respect!
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It will be interesting to see just how many of you are in this situation on the 1st! 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃槀
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Ladies, apparently Pizza Hut has a rewards program we weren't told about!
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He's not afraid of rejection. Mostly because he doesn't recognize it.
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