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Extremely strong and unaffected by terrain. he him

Calgary, Canada
Joined April 2009
(To the tune of “I’s the By”) One ring to rule them all / One ring to find them / One ring to bring them all / And in the darkness bind them
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About to fly in an aired plane
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Halfway through shoving all of my soldiers into a giant horse to hide them when one of them tells me it’s supposed to be made of wood
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Illustration from The Living Forest (1925), by the Canadian painter Arthur Heming who — having been diagnosed with colourblindness as a child — worked for most of his life in a distinctive palette of black, yellow, and white: buff.ly/2xDkmtL
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Might tweet later
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Sick and achy
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This year, watch out for the mighty Bad King Wenceslas who will tear down your chimney and eat your presents
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Having some chamomile (rhymes with anomaly) tea
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Ellis retweeted
hearing that Elon Musk just reduced Twitter’s staff to a single employee living in an underground station who has to push a button every 108 minutes to prevent the entire site from exploding
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I’ve had this covid’s 19th for seven days now and frankly I don’t see the appeal
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swallowing hurts so much I can only sleep for as long as it takes not to swallow
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Thinking about how Count Olaf would probably say things like “Verifiably Fictitious Disease” and “Vaccine-Forced Deception” and as a result would experience a Virally Fatal Death
I’ve collected the famous disease
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Calgary Transit: We’ll Show Up One Minute Before the Uber You Ordered out of Desperation Because We Were 20 Minutes Late!
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I know all 30 digits of Pi
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Going to one up all the Pokémon purists by refusing to acknowledge any Pokémon after “the original 70”
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Boarding a plane shortly
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Going to clean my pens with some warm water
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