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Psycho kitty,qu'est que c'est? NOLA-born, Bama-raised. Unrepentant cat lady and Alabama football fan.

Heart of Dixie, Roll Tide
Joined August 2008
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Me in my yoga pants.
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We have a team @WCKitchen already deployed to my beloved Pensacola Area, first time I arrived to USA in 1990/91 was on that town #ChefsForFlorida
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Last week I said it looked like we could be stealing about $11 billion from Venezuela. The question I had after learning that was, if it isn't going back to Venezuela, where is it going? So I followed the money. Treasury's own data shows about $11 billion more than normal flowing into the State Department's account since February. Venezuela's records show $300 million coming back. Venezuela has to ask Washington's permission to spend its own oil money. A State Department official told Congress, "It's their money, but ... they have to get our permission." An emergency order blocks every American court from touching it, so the creditors Venezuela owes, most of them American, get nothing. So who does get paid? The Pentagon took a 35 percent stake in an oil company owned by Alejandro Betancourt, who got rich on Maduro-era contracts. The Miami money laundering investigation into him was closed while that deal came together, though the Justice Department denies ordering it closed. A Venezuelan-born banker facing 20 years got a pardon after $3.5 million went to the president's super PAC in his daughter's name. And in 2012, Betancourt was in Jeffrey Epstein's inbox, copied on a Venezuelan oil pitch. Last week I asked if we were stealing from Venezuela. After following the money further, I think the better question is who "we" is, because it isn't you and me. It's a small circle of people close to this White House who are getting paid out of another country's oil money, while the Treasury Secretary tells Congress he can't give out a number I found in 15 minutes. The full article is up on Substack , with every document linked (link is in my bio). Enjoy!
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One of the best tributes to Dolly Parton, you’ll ever see.
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Reminder: watch what they do, not what they say
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Elon is actively trying to suppress this account, and this video. They're losing and they're trying to steer the narrative by censoring. Post this video everywhere. Fuck Elon. Fuck Trump.
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A special weather statement has been issued for Foley AL, Robertsdale AL and Loxley AL until 12:45 PM CDT
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i like that hunter biden didn’t find god after being a degenerate, he found shitposting like the rest of us
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Chaos in Alabama: Republican State Senators rammed through a bill to advance redistricting while tornado sirens blared, the chamber was being evacuated, and the livestream went dark. When this is how they pass it – that tells you everything you need to know.
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BOOM! UNREAL: Megyn Kelly just triggered the alarm: Are MAGA loyalists finally having their come-to-Jesus moment? Kelly: “After 14 years inside Fox News, I’m exposing what viewers refuse to see—how the network morphed from news into a propaganda machine designed purely to cheerlead wars, worship Trump, and feed you manufactured rage instead of facts.”
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This is the Cygnus Loop photographed from Alabama's Black Belt during the first nights of spring. This emission nebula is the leftovers of the explosion of a star more 20 times the mass of our sun thousands of years ago. The explosion would've been visible from earth during day.
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Hearing fireworks in my neighborhood… Is this an Easter thing I e never heard of? Like, Resurrection woo!!! Southern Alabama is… 😂🫠😇🙌🏼
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Happy to report Shrimp’s face is still very pointy
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Today doesn’t officially begin until you watch the “Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama” video
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As spring approaches, I'd just like to politely remind everyone that natural deodorant doesn't work.
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The moon will TURN RED for 58 minutes on Monday night/Tuesday morning. And for the East Coast, this is a RARE SELENELION! Truly magical. For everyone in the United States, expect to see the moon transform into a brownish-red rust as it slips into the Earth's shadow. Totality lasts 58 minutes. For the East Coast, that will coincide with sunrise AND moonset! If you're in the dark red, you'll have the rising sun in the east AND the eclipsed moon setting in the rest for a few moments at the time of local sunrise. This view will last a couple minutes – you'll be in a magical, perfect planetary alignment. (Having a clear view of both horizons will be ideal, as is being high up.) Where temperature profiles cooperate, you might get this rare, ephemeral "impossible" view for a little longer. Why? Earth's atmosphere can refract, or bend light, allowing the moon to be visible for a few extra moments even if it's technically below the horizon. Share this with your friends and ENJOY! Share your photos too!
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I think owning a bookstore overlooking the sea that's also a coffee shop that's also a cat sanctuary that’s also a flower shop would actually fix me.
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“Can we jump on a quick call”
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Hate when I go to someone else’s house and there’s not a cat there. Why do you even have a house
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