The sun's a little sunny; my feets a little light! -S.P.
Ohio, USA
Joined February 2016
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While not an actual solution to anything, there is very little that wearing a sexy pair of shoes doesn't make me feel better about.
A 4th grade boy just walked past the room where I'm working at the school (he didn't see me), stopped in the empty hallway, and sotto voce said, "Yassss, queen!" Then snapped and kept walking.
As hard as working in schools is, there are sparks of joy all around.
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As another hot girl summer comes to a close, I welcome Baba Yaga crone autumn, where I can unleash my inner thot (that hut over there) and roam the countryside, searching for victims and peepin leaves
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Welcome to Texas. Today abortion, a medical procedure, is now a felony. Punishable with up to life in prison. No exceptions for rape or incest. If you don’t think this will seriously impact medical care, you are wrong.
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Waiting in the lobby at a board of ed right now. It's been an unexpected treat of people watching - think DMV vibes. Whatever the secretary at the front desk gets paid, it's not enough.
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2 women walked in, one of them carrying a chick. As one does.
The secretary: Oh my goodness, I just love that you have a little baby chick. It's just the sweetest!
The woman: Actually, we have over 100 chickens.
The secretary: Oh, dear Lord!
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Headline should read: Utah, a red state, gets $10,000,000 bailout from federal government to try to save a lake they've diverted water from for years.
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If you haven’t heard first-hand stories of how the system has failed victims, consider the possibility that it’s not because such occasions are rare, but because you have made it clear that you’re not someone who can be trusted.
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for my LDS friends responding to the AP report about abuse in the church:
this is a reminder that sometimes (often) love looks like demanding someone or something do better, like not letting your community perpetuate cruelty or injustice, and like mourning with those who mourn
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Petition to replace "quantitative" and "qualitative" with "numbery" and "feely"
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“You shall not use God’s name in vain” is not about cursing.
It’s for blasphemy like using prayer to hide why you won’t pass laws to stop kids dying.
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FWIW, I and my siblings are all adopted. I am an adoptive mother. And I'm still pro-choice. Women tend to choose well when left to it.
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This is my stand up from a bomb shelter in Kyiv. Sorry for mistakes. I wrote it in a week and my English level is military-intermediate. My goal is to collect donations for Ukrainian army. Here you can see a couple of jokes. Full video is on Youtube, you can find link in my bio.
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Why we can't stop saying gay, a story
On the first day of my senior year of high school, a new boy showed up in my AP English class.
He had transferred from a prestigious private school to my public school, and I was confused.
I asked him why he moved and he shrugged
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