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weird that putting a bunch of women on a stage and evaluating their appearances is still a thing
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damn are you the global financial crisis?
cause i still haven't recovered from you
Emily Williams retweeted
Sufjan's Fall 2015 US dates begin in three days. THREE DAYS. carrieandlowell.com/tour
Emily Williams retweeted
really loving this whole unknowingly putting into motion a sequence of events with every one of your actions thing
Emily Williams retweeted
If i die in my sleep its because i just knowingly ate poptarts that expired a year ago. Read the ingredient list at my funeral. NO REGERTS
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WANTED: guys to dress up as Captain Crunch and the Lucky Charms elf so I can go as a "cereal dater" for Halloween. Serious inquiries only.
Emily Williams retweeted
when life gets you down, just remember that this is all just a hologram created by an advanced alien species for an unknown reason
Emily Williams retweeted
"We're on a mission to civilize and we are righteously indignant"- @Em____ily
Emily Williams retweeted
I packed my smoothie with too many nutrients and now I'm just rocking back and forth until the unused portion of my brain activates
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Here鈥檚 Which Alcoholic Drink You Are Based On Your Myers-Briggs Personality Type tcat.tc/1LNAesv
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u guys like superman and all that but I would rather them bring back Anne of Green Gables with a bionic eye and weaponized raspberry cordial
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#APositiveMessage: At least you're not Dolores Umbridge.