Costume designer, actress, bacon connoisseur, news junkie, foul-mouthed hockey fanatic, altruist, napper, meme hound, & dirty hippie. Preferred pronoun: y'all

USA
Joined January 2009
This is my pinned tweet.
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hey, with the intention of talking you into maybe the best road trip ever
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Steph's Twitter family will be there! Anyone else want to come and scream from the bleachers how proud we are of our girl??? Lots of fun and frivolity to follow. I'll be there! Can't wait!!!! 🩷
GRADUATING IN MAY driving to New Hampshire to SNHU arena. My family isn’t coming. My sister won’t because of the kids. My mom can’t go far because of her anxiety. My dad wont plus he drinks a lot.
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Emma Scott retweeted
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The Elf on a Shelf ideas reels have started... 🙄
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Part 1/4: she finds a potato costume on Amazon
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Part 3/4: she scrolls back to the top of the page hoping desperately for a photo
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Part 4/4: she is not disappointed
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I'm so garbage at standing up for myself.
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Who needs a '"good morning" message when you can literally get a "your package is on the way" notification?
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Emma Scott retweeted
Make cyberlove, not cyberwar
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me some more, because I've got a degradation kink.
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Good morning from me and my coffee in my blanket nest. 🩷
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I have the day off and nobody to watch scary movies with. Can someone come over?
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Finally there's a way to signal to my neighbors that I like to swing AND I'm a little spooky.
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Probably today, Satan.
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when you swear the moon exists solely for you…
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Just saw a news post that started "By stroke or by pen, Trump..." and I didn't read any further because I don't really care which of those ways it happens to him as long as it does.
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Get you a guy who is okay with you keeping the basketball game on instead of switching to watch his football team even though your team is down by a billion points because you love your team and you just KNOW they're going to come from behind and it will be great. 💙🔔♥️
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