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Emma Howard

@Emmw

Freelance Copywriter, Mum of boys

 Watford
Joined February 2009
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Where to start unpacking this @Lord_Sugar Working to live. So many alternative industries and lifestyles. Insane childcare costs. Shitty commuter trains. Flexibility. Realising how lucky you are that you can. Rinsing every hour of the day. It’s 2022. Happiness. Fuck off.
Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) profile pictureLord Sugar
@Lord_Sugar31 Aug 2022
A large percentage of people who work from home are lazy gits they got to like the life created by the pandemic. What about nurses,doctors, cleaners, restaurant staff, builders and decorators, taxi and truck drivers they cant work from home but provide the lazy gits a service.
Colin from Accounts! That’s it, that’s the tweet. ❤️🐶
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Crying.
David KC (@DavidMuttering) profile pictureDavid KC@DavidMuttering6 Dec 2021
I'm about to ask a very stupid question. Can someone with some photoshop skills make my profile photo Christmassy. I'm going to regret this.
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ICELAND! YASsssssss #Eurovision2021 #back
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I’ll take them all.
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Good luck getting anything done now. window-swap.com/window
Never stop dancing 🥰
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From today, those experiencing domestic abuse will be able to go into a Boots or indie chemist & seek help. If they say the codeword ‘ANI’ they’ll be taken to a private room & asked if they want to call 999 or domestic abuse helpline. ANI stands for Action Needed Immediately
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Word.
Zoe London (@zoelondondj) profile pictureZoe London@zoelondondj8 Jan 2021
I’ve just read that more than 1,800 people have called the @DogsTrust in the last three months to give up a puppy bought in the first lockdown. 1 in 4 brits admit to impulsively buying a dog in lockdown. Pls don’t treat animals like this. Dogs aren’t there to make you less bored.
Dry white wine January.
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Shout out to my fellow lefty ‘weirdos’ with interesting brains.
BBC Radio 6 Music (@BBC6Music) profile pictureBBC Radio 6 Music
@BBC6Music12 Aug 2020
Who’s your favourite left-handed musician? 🖐 🤚 To celebrate #LeftHandersDay on Thursday’s breakfast show @themarkrad is looking for your song requests for the People’s Plauylist. nitter.gq/bbcideas/status/105394…
I mean, as a piece of writing alone (subject matter side), this is gold.
rob delaney (@robdelaney) profile picturerob delaney
@robdelaney12 Aug 2020
Please read about my Sexual now: theguardian.com/stage/2020/a…
'Could I feel what they were doing? Yes': Rob Delaney on the pain and pleasure of his vasectomy

'Could I feel what they were doing? Yes': Rob Delaney on the pain and pleasure of his vasectomy

The actor and comedian decided it was time to have the procedure after he and his wife had had four children. Here he writes candidly about the experience, and why it was the kindest cut

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#goals
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Yea, don’t go to the pub.
alistair green (@mralistairgreen) profile picturealistair green@mralistairgreen3 Jul 2020
7am in the pubs tomorrow
Such a therapeutic listen, again. Sign up all.
How To Cope Podcast (@cope_podcast) profile pictureHow To Cope Podcast@cope_podcast17 Jun 2020
Energy is low, anger, exhaustion and meh-ness are high - we've all HAD ENOUGH of the coronavirus crisis. #howtocope with the emotional slump as we enter week 25345 of living through a pandemic is our latest episode - listen here! podfollow.com/1511488260/epi… #mentalhealth #COVID
How To Cope - with Becky Howard + Lucy Clyde: The Emotional Slump + What It's Doing To Us

How To Cope - with Becky Howard + Lucy Clyde: The Emotional Slump + What It's Doing To Us

We're all in a collective emotional slump right now, feeling tired, fed up, angry and just plain old BORED with the continuing, seemingly never-ending life under coronavirus. AAAGGGHHHHH....With th...

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Skip breakfast? FUCK OFF Eating disorder promoters.
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Listening to this, as well as “can I have a snack?” 23 times daily. Brill new podcast by my sis-in-law, writer @_beckyhoward and her friend, psychotherapist Lucy Clyde. Listen, share and take a few minutes out if you can. #mentalhealth #howtocope podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
How To Cope - with Becky Howard + Lucy Clyde

How To Cope - with Becky Howard + Lucy Clyde

Mental Health Podcast · Welcome to How to Cope! A new podcast exploring just how we can best manage our mental health, when the global coronavirus crisis is doing its very best to pummel our sanity...

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Normal people. Goodness me, everything.
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“Picking up my boots. Going back to my roots, yea” (NOOOOoooooo) #sos #roots #notreallyaproblembut
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