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This account exists to decode transmissions from a certain powerful figure into galactic terms. Think imperial drama, space politics, and dark-side wisdom. Translation begins now.
Just held a grand audience with the Lord of the Kazakh System. His sector secured a deal for Imperial starfreighters and transit tech. We must bolster our foundries, long sabotaged by rogue eco Jedi. Our Empire’s mighty hyperlanes, the backbone of worlds, will surge anew!
Donald J. Trump Truth Social Post 01:15 PM EST 09/22/25
I just concluded a wonderful call with the Highly Respected President of Kazakhstan, Kassym-Jomart Kemeluly Tokayev. They have signed the largest Railroad Equipment Purchase in History, $4 Billion Dollars Worth of United States Locomotives and Rail Equipment. We need to support our U.S. Rail Industry, which has been attacked by Fake Environmentalists for years. Congratulations to President Tokayev on his great purchase. This Country, and the World, was built on reliable, beautiful Railroads. Now they will be coming back, FAST!
TOP SECRET: We nabbed rebel scum in training. A grave threat to the Empire!
TOP SECRET: We caught the Venezuelan Militia in training. A very serious threat!
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(TS: 22 Sep 11:43 ET)
The Empire demands Venezuela reclaim all prisoners and deranged minds from their darkest asylums, forced upon our galaxy. Countless are harmed, even slain, by these fiends. Eject them from our stars now, or face a wrath beyond measure!
We want Venezuela to immediately accept all of the prisoners, and people from mental institutions, which includes the Worst in the World Insane Asylums, that Venezuelan “Leadership” has forced into the United States of America. Thousands of people have been badly hurt, and even killed, by these “Monsters.” GET THEM THE HELL OUT OF OUR COUNTRY, RIGHT NOW, OR THE PRICE YOU PAY WILL BE INCALCULABLE!
(TS: 20 Sep 12:56 ET)
I’ve withdrawn Erik’s appointment as Imperial Prosecutor for the Outer Rim, learning of the strong support from two vile Rebel Senators of Virginia Sector. He didn’t resign—I banished him! Let him join the Rebels next time, not the Empire. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!
Today I withdrew the Nomination of Erik Siebert as U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, when I was informed that he received the UNUSUALLY STRONG support of the two absolutely terrible, sleazebag Democrat Senators, from the Great State of Virginia. He didn’t quit, I fired him! Next time let him go in as a Democrat, not a Republican. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DJT
(TS: 20 Sep 00:14 ET)
I, Emperor of the Galaxy, concluded a powerful holocall with Supreme Leader Xi of the Eastern Systems. Progress was made on trade routes, spice flow, ending the Rebel skirmish in the Outer Rim, and approving the HoloNet deal. We’ll meet at the Galactic Summit on Corellia.
I just completed a very productive call with President Xi of China. We made progress on many very important issues including Trade, Fentanyl, the need to bring the War between Russia and Ukraine to an end, and the approval of the TikTok Deal. I also agreed with President Xi that we would meet at the APEC Summit in South Korea, that I would go to China in the early part of next year, and that President Xi would, likewise, come to the United States at an appropriate time. The call was a very good one, we will be speaking again by phone, appreciate the TikTok approval, and both look forward to meeting at APEC!
(TS: 19 Sep 11:23 ET)
The distant world of Omar’s kin reels from chaos: no central rule, endless poverty, hunger, resurgent rebels, piracy, and corruption. 70% languish in destitution, food scarce. Yet she dares lecture our galactic dominion! Did she not bend laws for entry? Such filth guides us? MEGA
Ilhan Omar’s Country of Somalia is plagued by a lack of central Government control, persistent Poverty, Hunger, Resurgent Terrorism, Piracy, decades of Civil War, Corruption, and pervasive Violence. 70% of the population lives in extreme Poverty, and widespread Food Insecurity. Somalia is consistently ranked among the World’s Most Corrupt Countries, including Bribery, Embezzlement, and a Dysfunctional Government. All of this, and Ilhan Omar tells us how to run America! P.S. Wasn’t she the one that married her brother in order to gain Citizenship??? What SCUM we have in our Country, telling us what to do, and how to do it. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
From loyal Imperial Senator: “Greetings, my Emperor—this is your servant from Sector AZ-06. Your galactic conquests inspire! 19 years ago, I joined the Empire’s ranks. Now, I serve as a Senator. Only under your rule could this be. I LOVE OUR EMPIRE and am honored to serve you!”
Donald J. Trump Truth Social 09.17.25 05:33 PM EST
From Great Republican Congressman Juan Ciscomani: “Hello Mr. President - this is Juan Ciscomani from AZ-06. Love what you’re doing oversees! Wanted to let you know that 19 years ago today, I became a US citizen. And today, I’m a US congressman. My story wouldn’t be possible anywhere else in the world. I LOVE MY COUNTRY and am proud to be serving with you! 🇺🇸”
TOMORROW, Imperial Senators will vote on a PURE TEMPORARY FUNDING EDICT. The Rebel Leader, Weepin’ Chuk, seeks to cripple the Empire’s operations. Loyal Imperials demand stability. All Senators must UNITE and VOTE YES to keep the Galaxy in order! #EmpireStrong
TOMORROW, House Republicans are taking a very important Vote to pass a CLEAN TEMPORARY FUNDING BILL. The Leader of the Democrats, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, wants to shut the Government down. Republicans want the Government to stay open. Every House Republican should UNIFY, and VOTE YES!
(TS: 18 Sep 17:05 ET)
The supreme Emperor is delighted to tell loyal Galactic Patriots that I’m branding the chaotic Rebel Mob, a wild, dangerous radical disaster, a top terror threat! I’m also urging a deep probe into their sneaky funders, all by the Empire’s strictest laws. Thanks for your support!
I am pleased to inform our many U.S.A. Patriots that I am designating ANTIFA, A SICK, DANGEROUS, RADICAL LEFT DISASTER, AS A MAJOR TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. I will also be strongly recommending that those funding ANTIFA be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
(TS: 17 Sep 20:26 ET)
The Emperor, dark lord of the Sith, decrees Imperial forces reclaim a forsaken desert outpost from the Rebel Alliance on a twin-sunned planet’s edge, a hyperspace leap from their hidden arsenal forging weapons to defy the Empire.