@EmptyMyTrash

|| Multidisciplinary Medicine Man from the Wild West || Student of the Medical Arts || Professional Pot Stirrer ||

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Joined April 2017
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“I wish my head could forget what my eyes have seen.” ~Dave Parnell, Detroit FD.
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The ex wife attempting to log into my Instagram, FB, TurboTax, AND banking app all within 3 weeks is absolute psychotic behavior. 0 repercussions too. She just gets away with it all.
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Well, working under the shittiest ADON ever has finally made me miss EMS. I actually miss making close to minimum wage and being abused by private EMS.
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Dog
@BowWowBrahMar 20
Dakota’s “abuse” was banging other women whenever she told him to go fuck himself Taylor’s was attempted strangulation and reckless endangerment. So obviously some women will look at this and say that’s about equal
BRAVOOOMG
@bravooomgMar 20
People hate nuance, but here it is: You can be both a victim and an abuser. Taylor and Dakota are both.
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The problem with making adult money now is, I browse FB marketplace and find that absolute dumbest shit that I would 100% have fun with. Exhibit A:
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Gonna crashout at work tomorrow so at least I’m being paid for my demise.
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School nurses rolling up on a fender bender and asking the fire department if they need help.
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I upset the boomer medics in the FB comments section. Guess they think their community college attendance and 58 inch waistband makes them superior to everyone else.
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This is the mindset. This right here. If you’ve “made it” quit taking things so seriously. Have fun and do it for the memes.
Sierra
@Sierra_rakMar 6
Alysa Liu: Beijing was a really good memory. I did not take it seriously at all. Interviewer: It's the Olympics, how do you not take it seriously? Alysa Liu: Well... I made it there already; that was my goal. My dream wasn't to do like... I mean, I wanted to do good programs, and I did do good programs. But I was like, "This is it. Now nothing can affect my mood like, I was already so happy." Not even the competition could affect me. The competition couldn't bring me down. Nothing could. I'm just happy to be there and so really trying to live it up. At that point, this was my last competition, so I'm honestly very excited for taking my last and for such a big one.
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2broke4a249@2brokefora249Mar 5
She was born the same year as me She is a Olympic gold medalist Im a alcoholic
ْ@alysalarchiveMar 4
“what’s the most gen Z thing about you?” alysa “i was born in 2005”
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Department of War 🇺🇸
@DeptofWarFeb 28
OPERATION EPIC FURY 🇺🇸
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𓆩♡𓆪@CelebrityhazeFeb 28
“Omg WW3 is starting!” Shut up. I’m still not over Alysa Liu’s Olympic free skate: xitter.cf/miss_nt66/status/20266…
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I hope he recreates this tweet.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump21 Apr 2013
NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!
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hersch
@tittyrespecterFeb 28
remember what you're fighting for
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David Sun
@arcticinstinctsFeb 28
Remember who you're fighting for...
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Got out of EMS because the system is fucked beyond repair only to get into nursing which makes EMS look like it has its shit together. We’re so beyond fucked and when the inevitable collapse of nursing occurs healthcare in the US is gonna become worse than the 3rd world.
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This the type of dude to think ketchup is spicy.
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I have a type and it’s both of these. I’ve been told it’s a serious problem.
College Beauties 🎓
@BaddiesBae_Feb 22
The Most Beautiful Athletes of the Winter Olympics 2026 🇮🇹 A thread :
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Apparently all the hot moms go to the zoo on Friday. Guess where I’ll be on Fridays from now on?
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Mean women who smell like cigarettes are my kryptonite.
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Best part about working in a prison and having a horrible dad joke sense of humor is I have a… …captive audience
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