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Despite everything, it's still you.

Joined October 2010
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My Uber driver at 3am:
Mike Lindell on his way to Texas
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It's so telling that when Dem/Left win, the jokes are light hearted and fun but when the Repub/Right win their jokes are literally "Haha we're going to put you in camps and kill you :)" I don't understand how anyone can say the two sides are even remotely the same.
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Republicans on this god forsaken app tonight: "how could we have possibly known that killing innocent Americans, infringing on human rights, inflating costs, invading random counties on behalf of other countries, and posting memes was deeply unpopular??"
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mfer thats a YOU job what do you want me to do about it
The United States needs to deploy advanced reactors, and we need to do it FAST.
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I have this annoying coworker that constantly brags about how they used to work at Google and "comes from tech" but is insanely incompetent with every piece of tech I've seen her use so far. In today's Scrum meeting, she was called on, didn't reply, got called on a second time
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angry that our boss doesn't understand her, realizes that she wasn't sharing her screen, finally explains whatever she was trying to explain, ends her turn on the Scrum but forgets to stop sharing her screen, goes to her DMs with our other coworker to immediately talk shit about
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our boss, and then leaves her screen up for probably 60 seconds. I was fighting DEMONS trying to not laugh at loud at the whole situation, plus how awkward it was to have such a massive elephant in the room with NO ONE bringing up that was can clearly see her screen.
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What in God's name is that hideous score bug what happened to art
Tarik Skubal has 6 Ks through the first 3 innings!
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Rostermania is crazy this year.
I’ll be stepping away from the CDL for the foreseeable future. As some of you know, I was very close to my casting partner Joe and his family. Maurisa was one of my best friends. We remained friends, after they divorced, and along the way it became more than that and we started dating. I understand how unconventional/taboo it is. It’s truly not something I ever foresaw happening. I hope that one day I’ll be back working on the CDL. If not, it was a hell of a ride, and I appreciate the love over the years. Please continue to show support to Joe, the CDL, and its talent!
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Buying a used car is genuinely the worst experience ever. A car can check all of your boxes, be in your price range, and have great safety features." but then you look at the reviews and they all say "This car bankrupt me, I got into 6 accidents, and my wife left me, do not buy"
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can we just please win tomorrow like 6-0 or something I can't take this anymore.
Say it ain’t so, I will not go. Turn the lights on, carry me home.
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I'm dying, I saw people talking about the elevator music but I didn't listen to it at first. Turns out it was Persona 5 OST LMAO
Padres staff playing elevator music with Milwaukee practicing on the field. The game within the game.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The music in the video is the rain version of "Beneath the Mask" from the Persona 5 soundtrack, not elevator music. Padres staff have played Persona tracks at Petco Park all season. x.com/MidwestRindigo… x.com/PadresDigest/s… genius.com/Lyn-beneath-th…
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Fears confirmed.
I'm so afraid this design was AI generated because why else would prayer be swapped with defense and defense would be a hockey mask?
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I'm so afraid this design was AI generated because why else would prayer be swapped with defense and defense would be a hockey mask?
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I'm giving away 5 copies of Dark Deity 2 to celebrate DD3 hitting 25k wishlists! How to win -Like & Repost this tweet -Follow this account -Wishlist Dark Deity 3 on Steam In a few days I'll come back and send keys to 5 random people from the repost list!
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You want niche micro celebrity knowledge? There's a single guy that's banned from most FaceBook rummage sale groups in South Dakota.
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Epona when I said slay I meant the enemies
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That Pennsylvania/Alabama game was better than 99% of MLB games. Kinley Rasmus is an absolute demon and Cole Warner is an absolute dawg.
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This is the moderate position btw.
What if I just killed myself instead
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