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pondering about turning a nonsense christmas into a sped up gif

the one thing i've learned from twitter is that if you click translate from portuguese on a post it will be the horniest thing you'll ever read

hey, we at least scored a decent amount of points

white people be like: I’m going to play that funky music

18 minutes until ive decided im justified to go christmas mode

when am i justified to go christmas mode?

waiting for sabrinas halloween costume

heard someone begging for their life and they said please three time, lol sabrina reference

short and sweet bodysuit towel reveal but i bust my ass in the bathroom and face plant

11 followers and im a damn flop factory

this is my texas chainsaw massacre

i swear to fuck windows security is like "AHH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ITS ALL OVER PLEASE DO SOMETHING" then you click and its "lollll all a joke, everything's good chief" @windows fuck you

liberty biberty does not bother me

americans cant have culture ahem.

i have a bad feeling so if the world explodes lmk

im so lost, why is everyone talking about cheesecake factory?

tech problem on a normal day: damn stupid thing... tech problem when mercury: oh my GAWWWWWWWWW

imagine delivering pizza to mr beast and he tips you 6$ bucks #funny #tntl #laugh #funny #ylyl #sciencemonkey #horsed #Brazil