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Dad by day, Creative Technologist by night, and Founder of Late Genius and Birdwearco

Austin, TX
Joined November 2009
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I don't tweet very often from my personal account anymore, but if you need some weirdness in your life and you like birds, you should totally follow my alter ego @Birdwearco
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It has been 1 year since my last tweet. How have you all survived?
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My son got jealous of the behavior chart I made for my daughter... so I made him a Pokémon/Mario odyssey crossover... with a dinosaur
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Very proud that I kicked my 7-year old’s ass at dance-off 2018, although I sense my reign will be short
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Bitcoin is pretty much the same as my Walgreens points right?
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When you have small children, you can be sure that every scary movie you will watch will have an unexpected “mommy... daddy...” in the background that adds to the mood
The employees of toys r us seem to have run out of Christmas spirit again. #ThanksGeoffrey
I forgot how awful episode 3 dialogue was... but I must continue.
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Another benefit of cutting the cord several years back... my kids have no idea what the hot toy is of the season is.
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What a very suggestive fake log.
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Finally got an open question answered... can people hear my dog snoring on a conference call... yes
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These are crazy good, strange, and the future. They do remind me of @jakobdclark for some reason.
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High-res music level up. @PioneerHomeUSA XDP-300R DAP balanced out with @TIDAL... Amazing album as well.
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Why aren’t there more DMX Christmas songs? That version of Rudolph made my December.
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That jitterbug phone looks more and more appealing each year.
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I will be honest, I like a store where I can buy hummus and liquid nails on thanksgiving
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