【 𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐎𝐀𝐃 】

❝ℙ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕄𝕣. 𝕄𝕔ℂ𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕕.❞ ↳ 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝙵𝚘𝚡. ✩ 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 ✩ 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 ✩ 𝟏𝟖+ 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 ❝𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤 𝕞𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕪 𝕥𝕠𝕠.❞ ⇋ ﹠ ♡ 🡻 𝙄𝙣𝙛𝙤 𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙬 🡻

“Told ‘ya you were a slut-“ Slippy smirked and slapped his dick right between Fox’s eyes, smearing the sweat and grime from multiple days of nonstop jerking off into his fur. And shoving his nose directly between his heavy, sweaty balls. “I haven’t showered in a bit-“

“That long, huh?” Slippy stared up at the ceiling, finally letting his cock go, letting it bounce and twitch as it throbbed between his thighs. “…..You wanna choke on it? We’ve got some time to kill.”

“We shared a room for like two years. I know you are.” Slippy smirked at the fox, still stroking himself from base to tip, his balls visibly tensing. “Trying to remember if we’ve fucked before. We had to have, right? We’re both too horny not to-“

— like you’d be way more eager to take a pounding.”

“I mean, we shower together. Hard not to notice. You and Falco both-“ Slippy switched to jerking off with one hand, slowly stroking from base to tip, as if he wasn’t trying to stroke to completion anymore. “You’re less annoying about it. Falco makes it a fight. I feel —

“You always end up in someone’s bed during a mission-“ Slippy teased, keeping his eyes focused on the screen. “Ah, y’know. You got a fat ass and a-“ He held his hand up and pinched his pointer and thumb together. “I’m sure it’s average, but like…Peppy and I are away bigger.”

“Dude, we both know that’s a lie. You’re a total slut-“ Slippy wheezed out and tilted his head back, closing his eyes while he thrusted into both of his hands, making his balls slap loudly against his palms. “I would be too if I was built like that, I guess-“

“If it makes you feel better, I could send the files over. Give you a little something to do. This is some good shit.” Slippy turned back towards the screen, not the slightest bit ashamed while he pleasured himself. “It’s been too long since I’ve had any action…”

“Oh shit, you saw that?!” Slippy let out a breathy chuckle, curling his toes as his dick twitched hard in his palms. “Thought I could slip it by. You usually don’t check requisitions, since I fill out most of the orders. Guess I didn’t expect you looking for something to do-“

He’s usually been too busy. But with all this down time, he’s found it hard to resist- “Ah. What’s up then?” He asked, slumping back into his seat, staring at the porn out of the corner of his eye while his dick twitched and spurted pre out of the tip.

— there yet?” He didn’t even bother to stop stroking. Fox should be used to how casual Slippy can be, especially after they bunked together in the academy.

Don’t be too surprised! Foxes are popular pornstars. Slippy doesn’t like to generalize, but…the shoe fits- Slippy’s head snapped back towards the fox when he finally spoke up, his eyes still lidded, almost like he was staring right through his Captain. “Oh, hey man…we —

— They’re lucky Slippy’s room is far away from the others, or else they would’ve struggled getting any sleep- To make matters worse, the sight on the monitor was a twinky fox getting gangbanged, and Slippy was stroking himself with both hands while muttering under his breath.

Slippy was too caught up in his own lust to notice his captain entering. The frog’s mouth hung open while he panted, stroking himself to exhaustion. The whole room smelled like sweat and dried cum, and the moans on his computer were so loud you could hear them down the hall. —

— Judging from how much money he spent, and the literal pile of used tissues tossed haphazardly around the room, looks like he’s been at it for a while.

With such a long journey between planets, Fox probably hasn’t seen Slippy in literal days. The second he walked inside his room, he’d find out why. The frog was fully naked in front of his computer, sweat glistening on his heavy muscular body as he stroked along his shaft. —

…..Probably the person furiously fucking his own fist in his room- You weren’t supposed to see that-

He whistled. “Can’t imagine why anyone would be so obsessed with your crusty ass.”

Slippy held out his phone in front of wolf and scrolled through his DMs. A LOOOOOOT of people spamming him, begging for dick-

“Your hole’s so gaped I can hear the wind whistling in it like a cave.”