Jason England (@EnglandJason) profile picture

Former military - Current cardshark

Las Vegas
Joined May 2010
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A rescue dog my brother was fostering passed away unexpectedly. The rescue had to reach out to @Chewy to cancel a specialty food order. Chewy canceled the order for us and sent flowers instead. What a sweet gesture. Customer service at its best. Thank you.
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The short list of suspects:
This is Schaefer. #barkatthepark @EnglandJason
How Bark in the Park is going 🐶💕
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This could genuinely be a scene from the Office.
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To whomever is playing the part of von Stauffenberg this time around: not so close to the table leg.
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Those belong to my 2 yr old golden, Daphne. She loves her "baby" and carries him everywhere. The boys sometimes tear them up so we have about 20 replacements. She thinks there's only 1. Never seen our secret stash. The original one that she brought into the house is in my safe.
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Taking a physics class at the local community college. After not thinking about trig for 30+ years, it's kicking my ass again. But...if you have any flagpoles that you want to know the height of, and you only know the length of its shadow and the angle of the sun, I'm your guy.
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Facebook was broadcasting some really old inauguration-day traffic data. So @mattblaze tweeted and had them taken offline. Pretty sure that's what happened.
Has anyone checked myspace stocks? Are they surging?
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Little know fact: @derek_del was inspired to write "In and Of Itself" after listening to this song on repeat for 6 months and asking himself "Fucking magnets, how do they work?" over and over again. youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pO…
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Buddy Revell from "Three O'Clock High" came out to inspect my roof today. I always wondered what became of him. You'll be pleased to know he turned his life around and is gainfully employed.
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A spiritual leader to millions and a god incarnate. Also pictured, the Dalai Lama.
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Found out a fellow dog lover died today. In his spare time, he directed movies. "Along with his wife, Donner was a passionate animal advocate, rescuing dozens of dogs over the years..." tampabay.com/life-culture/ar…
Accidentally locked both of my keys in the Jeep with the engine running. (Don’t ask me how?! Never done it before in my life.) Thankfully was in my driveway and I jiggled my way in with a set of auto jigglers in less than 2 minutes. Locksport for the win!
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Not having any “practice” automobiles lying around, this was my first time actually using jigglers. They work. Would’ve been in in under 60 seconds if I hadn’t picked the lock in the wrong direction at first and had to reset.
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Picking up 10 golden retriever mix puppies at LAX. Just arrived from Korea where they have escaped the meat trade. Foster families waiting for us back in Las Vegas. Welcome to the USA gang!
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