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Busy raising a decent half-orc, watching TV and suppressing my sarcasm.

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined April 2009
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Basically the generations long fight has always been white folks thinking they can kill Black folks when they make them mad, uncomfortable, scared, etc
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These two poor employees @Avis in Newark are overwhelmed. Waiting about an hour in line.
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#drinktoday Pocket Full Of Pie: 1oz Pinnacle Whipped Cream vodka 1oz black pepper mint syrup 1oz fresh lime juice 1oz egg white 2 dash Hella orange bitters Shake with ice, strain into new ice, serve on the rocks @PinnacleVodka @HellaCocktailCo #cocktail
#makesyruptoday Black Pepper Mint Syrup: 3 bags Bigelow Mint Medley tea 0.5 cups black peppercorns 1.5 cups sugar 2.5 cups water Combine ingredients in saucepan. Boil, stirring regularly. Simmer for ten minutes, strain, chill @bigelowtea
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‘Fear is not freedom. Fear is not liberty. Fear is control’ — The 100-year-old widow of a WWII veteran compared her Florida county’s efforts to ban certain books to Nazi Germany
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DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK I REPEAT DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK
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John Steinbeck is trending so now's as good a time as any to talk about Sanora Babb... 1/11
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You know, every time I hear someone suggest raising the Social Security retirement age, I think: there’s someone who didn’t work construction all their life. Who didn’t carry little kids around as a preschool teacher. Who didn’t help patients in and out of beds as a nurse.
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Do you think Kim Petras lives her entire life under gay men's coats, like a modern "I Dream of Jeannie"? Iconic, if so.
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If they got married, would she change to Megantheé Chalamet or would he change to Timotheé Stallion? #important #question
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If a delivery driver ever *does* attack our house, our tiny dog will be fully vindicated and very smug.
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Will be proudly sworn-in to Congress on the U.S. Constitution. Underneath the Constitution will be 3 items that mean a lot to me personally. A photo of my parents who I lost to covid, my citizenship certificate & an original Superman #1 from the @librarycongress. 🇺🇸😊
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Wendy's was out of ketchup packets. Is that a crime or an omen? They take "Heinz" off the stadium and all hell breaks loose.
Happy birthday to @NULLphoenix ! Meats will be eaten and ballads will be sung!
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We did it! Democrats control the PA State House for the first time in over a decade!
No other form of transportation trains, buses, boats, forces you to give up your mobility device when you board. The same should be true for airlines.
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Name for hamburger by US county
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It's this season in retail:
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Mr. Halloween
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