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“It can happen to anyone” Bro I no fit change girl phone
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I have this guy who prefers going to women’s houses to sleep with them because, according to him, it’s easier to leave their house than to chase a woman out of his own 😂😭
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8k🎉 I love you alllll.🥹❤️
7k🎉 I love you all.🥹
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when small funds enter your hand, buy quality expensive things for yourself. na wetin go make you no craze when money finish for your hand.
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i’m overdue for a life changing win.
i’m due for a lifechanging win.
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i have no interest in other people’s lives so i don’t like people interfering in mine.
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poor girls sabi knack better pass nepo girls cause their life depends on it
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I dey even talk Tems, go to Lagos polo club on a random afternoon, you’ll be sitting right beside one of the Dantoto family. And you people are talking about men lying about not having access to certain women 🤣🤣🤣 you guys warn yourself oooo, I’m a Lagos boy.
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Atheist don get 5cars at 25 but pastor go tell you say make you wait for god’s time and when you enter your 40s e go say your reward is in heaven.
New Age ❤️🎂 5th key Thank you web3
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Me when I can't learn something in 5 minutes that takes people years to learn
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“Once I start getting hot, I'll use advice to finish all of you.” ~ Harry Kane 2026
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Guess the first thing I told my boy, just guess!!! "Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest of all time" He smiled, he fvcking smiled 🥺 E sure me say dem dey watch match for baby kingdom 😭
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It's a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ronaldo Jnr 😭😭😭😭😭 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
I'm at the hospital, they are currently taking me to the labour room. It seems I'm going to be a mom, please pray for me. 😭🙏
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If you like defeat lust, if you no get money, nothing for you
a man who has defeated lust has already won.
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if you later add me for line up make i no play against noodle hair ronaldo 🙏
abeg add me for lineup, I don too watch my mates ball
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how e com be now?😭
Make una no come dey meet me to remix song, na me go select who I want no be you go choose. ara nkan Fido
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No one enjoyed life more than a university student with financial stability. They lived like a king.
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Eater btw,but since January i never see anything chop 😔💔
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come to me, let me fuck your grief away. just 2 days after my mum died??? omo na aboki bike i carry reach surulere 😭😭
The vagina is very crazy, you could lose a loved one and that’s the period when the vagina is very wet.
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abeg add me for lineup, I don too watch my mates ball
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wtf 😭
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