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Devonport, New Zealand
Joined May 2013
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welcome to the 2026 season folks.
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left wing guys & gals really crashing out at the idea they don't have exclusive ownership of a centrist party & it's possible for ppl to not be irredeemably deranged along partisan lines.
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getty images of @NZGreens celebrating last night.
Replying to @EnzerEnzer
BiGgEsT ReSULt yeah great Marama, unfortunately Shane Jones is about to be the minister for women and broadcasting
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I challenge Chlöe to get into government.
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good morning everybody, there is lots of funny cope occurring on both sides. have a great day.
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kiwi patriotism really is a beautiful thing.
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MARK MITCHELL JUST SAID THE THING!
this website is going to be such a funny place when Luxon is forced to call Quilae Wong.
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folks, huge news on the eve of the election @JordNZ & @TaxpayersUnion support a land tax!
All of the new taxes are bad, but this one is ESPECIALLY cruel. The Green Party wants to tax you until you die and then tax your family after you die. Milton Friedman has words, as do we.
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folks this is what the wokes are calling "violence" now
Qing Qwong has her security handle Jordan Williams from the @TaxpayersUnion when he asks her questions about her planned annual tax on the land we live on to fund more benefits. Horrific to see this kind of violence towards men and the chilling effect on free speech. Resign.
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one of the funniest boomer shticks is acting like they are still battlers with young families & talking down to millennials like we're children that just graduated high school when in actuality they're all empty nesters and I'm in my 40s with primary school aged kids.
Opportunity Party strategy is to win the hearts and minds (oh, and votes) of the millennials. Translated: They don’t value wisdom, experience and age. And it shows. Their PR advisor who appears to have messed up the marathon promo, could to with some wisdom, perhaps. 🤔
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David finally delivering some hard truths to constituents in his electorate.
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Jordan Williams here describing himself in the third person as "the media" & "the questioner"
Given the footage, these seem like fair questions for the media to put to Opportunity. Does the GM have the authority to end the leader’s public interactions without her direction? Who actually decides whether the leader keeps talking to someone, the leader or the GM? Will Iain Lees-Galloway be in the room for any coalition talks, and will he have any say in the decisions? What formal limits, if any, does the board put on the GM’s authority over the leader’s public engagements and political decisions? Opportunity’s constitution doesn’t give the GM any formal role in coalition negotiations, these sit with the leader, and then the board for approval. The footage clearly shows Lees-Galloway stepping into a conversation Wong was willing to continue, standing between her and the questioner, putting his hands on him, and then grabbing her to turn her, which is a pretty clear example of the GM directing both the interaction and the leader. Given that, having him in the room for coalition talks should raise red flags and questions about how much control he has over Wong and the party.
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virat kohli is the ultimate chapri
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just handed myself into the Auckland Central police station and admitted that I used someone else's entry to the 2014 graperide & 2016 taupo cycle challenge. been denied bail.
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the bigger scandal here is who is the weasel running around checking vehicle WOFs. this person shoukd be unmasked & put in a town square for us all to throw tomatoes at.
Jordan Williams plumbing news depths of pettiness.
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kid douglas retweeted
The absurdity of this non-scandal! If you like the Opportunity Party's policies, vote for them...if not, don't. If you want to debate their policies, great. Whining about trivial nonsense is two steps beyond peak-stupid. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
They got her. Scandal of the year. Woman runs marathon under different name. 🤣 This election man 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️
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iF yOu weRe a rEguLaR rAcE ruNnEr
If you were a regular race runner you would understand and touch a lot of grass in the process
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Jordan Williams plumbing news depths of pettiness.
Good grief. Opportunity Party’s casual dismissal has turned a rules breach into a full blown integrity problem. A party that campaigns on integrity and “better politics” casually dismissing a clear rules breach as “nothing sinister” is a real issue. The Athlete Waiver is clear: “Under no circumstance are you permitted to give your bib to another person.” Formal transfers closed at 5pm the day before. A last minute hand over is an unofficial swap and is banned for safety reasons (ID, emergency contacts, medical info). Qiulae Wong has now been caught a classic in a rules for thee, not for me. What other explicit rules are Opportunity and Wong happy to ignore?
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these dorks still haven't worked out that making a big deal about this bollocks only increases TOP'S vote because people hate this weasel politik.
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busy day in the rnz campaign office.
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