@EpicMasterChief

This is Spartan 117

 Delta Halo
Joined August 2012
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Alright Noah welcome to the sexiest man alive photoshoot. I see you've gone with an all-denim look, sweet. Are you gonna be making that face the whole time... or?
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When Steve Earle said I ain't never satisfied I felt that
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I swear dog owners weren’t this psychotic even 10 years ago. Some of them but it was a minority
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When the decorum is tactful >>>>>
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Travis Knight gets $5 deals at Great Clips so he can dump more of his vast fortune into furthering the art of claymation
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The moon gets much bigger than that in Real America
Dan Martland@DanTVusa15h
Tonight’s Full Moon rising above Midtown Manhattan. Shot from 14 miles away in Elizabeth NJ. #HuntersMoon #NewYorkCity
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Who puts a giant wad of cash in their fucking deviled eggs or whatever
✧˖@colditionerOct 26
one of the best needle drop from 2020s
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Smoking on the shit that made the yuletide gay
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When she likes tame impala but you genuinely haven't gotten play since the last time tame impala was popular
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SZA feels completely superfluous on that Justice & Tame Impala song. And King Gizard and the Lizard Wizard, I'm not even sure who that is/are
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This song is too short. You'd think if you had 17 vocalists on here you would give at least a couple of them time to shine
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That’s incredible
pee pee pingus 🐌
@peepeepingus23h
i dont care im 🦭🦭 rolling 🔄🌀 rolling spinning 😵‍💫🌪️🤸 in my leafs 🍁🍂 autumn leafs 🍂🍁🧡🦭
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Just heard the GTA VI song on the radio and I can’t believe how obviously it rips off Money for Nothing
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I’ll always remember that fateful day when nothing in particular happened
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There are happy accidents in every type of art except trapeze
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I caught your egg smell from two block away man
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It sickens me the way TV lies to us. You know that wasn’t even George Lopez’s real family
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This is exactly what it was like 10 year ago. I mean I didn’t get any dates but every girl on tinder would mention the office on her page
fisherking@fisherk1ngOct 26
a buddy in college, throughout college (4yrs) exclusively watched The Office as a way to date. He would match with girls (tinder or school) and tell them over and over again that he’s “never seen it” and the opening dates with these girls would just be watching the office
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The trucker, the docker, the forklift operator
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At some point you realize you’re not getting any younger and you have to put up the skeleton motocross gloves
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