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I'm the mystical gift-giving wizard of the forest!

Nebraska City, NE
Joined March 2024
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Earthquake hitting a DROPKICK on Tugboat in this match on Super Tape 3 had Lord Alfred Hayes basically losing his mind..... It was pretty damn impressive
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Scott Hall’s ECW entrance to The Fugees’ “Ready or Not” WHAT A POP!
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TONIGHT: Surely our weak-chinned white colonizer goddess isn’t STRUGGLING MINDFUL WELLNESS L I V E Right NOW! With host @TrueHorror69 and our Heart’n’Soul @ErectionWizard HERE on Twitter Spaces or via our Twitch channel
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IN 120 MINUTES: We’ll fill the time somehow even though nothing of interest has happened lately MINDFUL WELLNESS L I V E Wednesdays 9PM Eastern With host @TrueHorror69 and our Heart’n’Soul @ErectionWizard HERE on Twitter Spaces or via our Twitch channel
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CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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Davey Havokhausen 🎃 @AFI @DaveyHavok
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The perfect costume doesn't exis...
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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OCTOBER 30 2026- Woke up looking for a couple hundred bucks I didn't have. Shower, shave, make phone calls to plead with them and hitting the road to try gig driving, the backup plan. Send good vibes or "spare change" as the saying goes, heard it for years venmo.com/code?user_id=31769…
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We kind of killed on this one, this was a pumped up show lol
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Delightful time as always last night kicking it with the the regulars and talking about caterpillars and moths and spiders and wasps, among other things lol
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Bout to go live now, when you see the space thing light up feel free to pop in and tell us the latest ESPECIALLY if you got a little project on here you need eyeballs on folks
IN 120 MINUTES: You lie down with wasps, you get up with larvae MINDFUL WELLNESS L I V E Wednesdays 9PM Eastern With host @TrueHorror69 and our Heart’n’Soul @ErectionWizard HERE on Twitter Spaces or via our Twitch channel
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TONIGHT: Tired—my old friends lovers and confidantes Wired—my new friends and the parasites eating me from the inside MINDFUL WELLNESS L I V E Right NOW! With host @TrueHorror69 and our Heart’n’Soul @ErectionWizard HERE on Twitter Spaces or via our Twitch channel
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IN 120 MINUTES: You lie down with wasps, you get up with larvae MINDFUL WELLNESS L I V E Wednesdays 9PM Eastern With host @TrueHorror69 and our Heart’n’Soul @ErectionWizard HERE on Twitter Spaces or via our Twitch channel
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Doing it big tonight on Mindful Wellness, 9PM EST on spaces. Night of 1000 plugs, come through if you got em. If you're reading this I probably know your stuff and will gleefully inform the audience they should check it out. Still scrambling for funds myself also, pull up okay?
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STOP FUCKING TRYING TO MAKE ME LEARN WHO STREAMERS ARE. EVERY FUCKING DAY IT'S SOME NEW ASSHOLE WITH A MILLION FOLLOWERS AND ITS NEVER PLEASANT TO LEARN ABOUT THEM
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Describing normal sensations like boredom but making it sound like drug effects “getting a lot of time dilation here…”
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