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Sports enthusiast. Contributor @sportingtrib. Dad. Sometime guitarist. Avid fan of Eddie Murphy's Party All the Time. #Clippers circa 1991

Arizona, USA
Joined January 2012
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If James Talarico can’t be on Kimmel, WTF is Ted Cruz doing on College Gameday?!!?
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The “Rams will be more prepared for Week 2” narrative is even more foolish than the “let’s fly to Australia the day before a game” theory… 32+ hours in metal tube, all packed into a 2-day stretch, most definitely isn’t optimal for LA in Week 2. Common sense would be nice
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🙌🏼🏆 LOS SUEÑOS SE CUMPLEN. #VamosEspaña | #CopaMundialFIFA
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Tonight I heard a failed and desperate president who as war spirals and prices rise is as always focused on his grievances, his shame, and above all his fear of the accountability that will come with defeat. I also heard a president signaling his unmistakable intent to attack these elections and our voting rights, just as he tried to throw out our votes and seize the presidency in 2020. Our answer will be overwhelming. Across Georgia a wave of defiance is building to rebuke him so decisively that no president ever again dares such brazen corruption and abuse. The power of the presidency is nothing compared to the power of the people.
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Replying to @Acyn
Did Kamala Harris use a taxpayer-funded jet and chug beers with the WNBA team? God, these people are so dumb.
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Donald Trump is a failure.
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NYC, trump lost yall that game
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Prime Gore or Prime CMC? Who are you taking for one season? ❤️ = Gore 🔁 = CMC #49ers #FTTB #49ersMuse
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My kid's school asked me to donate supplies. Paper. Pencils. Hand sanitizer. Tissues. I pay property taxes. My state has a $4 billion surplus. The federal education budget is $238 billion. And the teacher is buying pencils out of her own paycheck. And I'm sending in Ziploc bags. We fund stadiums for billionaires with public money. We fund schools with bake sales. And then blame teachers when test scores drop.
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Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it. This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect. "Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. 'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth." - Tony Locke
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Why does ESPN get any of these games? They’re absolutely terrible. Doris Burke is horrendous.
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Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.
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In the best case scenario, Trump struck a deal to reopen a Strait that was open before the pointless war he started, with the IRGC demonstrating its control over the Strait and potentially extracting fees plus sanctions relief. Thousands of innocents - including hundreds of children - dead in Lebanon and Iran for no reason. U.S. troops killed and wounded. U.S. embassies and bases in the Middle East badly damaged. U.S. standing in the world obliterated. U.S. munitions badly depleted. Hundreds of billions spent. Prices up everywhere. More global economic fallout to come. Putin strengthened and enriched. Just a catastrophic situation even in the best of circumstances. A profoundly shameful episode in American history no matter what happens next.
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Bondi was awful, but no worse than Patel. Noem was terrible, but no worse than Hegseth. Funny that it’s only the women who get fired.
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MLB The Show '26 is HERE 😤 We're celebrating the release by giving away FREE codes! Repost and reply for your chance to win a copy for your console 🎮
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Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.
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We see you smiling at your phone 🥹
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The Clippers (33-32) are the only team in NBA history to move above .500 after falling at least 15 games below .500 in the same season.
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You know who I'd like to see as a New York Senator? AOC. You know who I'd like to see as the Speaker of the House? Jamie Raskin. You know who I'd like to see as the Senate Majority Leader? Elizabeth Warren. You know who Id like to see as Senate Whip? Jon Ossoff.
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Sources: All-Star guard Darius Garland (toe) — who hasn’t played since Jan. 14 — plans to make his season-debut for the Los Angeles Clippers on Monday when they play the Golden State Warriors.
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