Eric

What a dumb fuckin country we’ve got here, eh?

CUBS LEGEND MARK LEITER JR

It’s 2024, it’s time to move on from George Strait and embrace George Gay.

If you need to name something for exactly what it does, it doesn’t get much better for my money than “fireplace”. That shit is the place you put fire.

They shoulda called that motherfucker Lance Legstrong

Very cool that these two are apparently the most qualified for the job!

Don’t forget: you’re legally required to skateboard today. youtube.com/watch?v=OqmZ8Mb3…

Two weeks ago I clicked on the Drew Carey Phish tweet and now the algorithm thinks I’m the worlds biggest jam band fan.

Need to know if Connor O’Malley and Fred Durst got any face time together while shooting I Saw the TV Glow.

You telling me an egg planted this parmesan?

.@Doritos I have found the mega-chip.

I have been radicalized by the pre-show screening of the Cranberries “Zombie” in this Alamo draft house on St. Patrick’s Day.

Doing a rewatch of Carl Weathers AD episodes and looked up what Jessie the publicist has worked on since the Milford Man episode. Did not expect this amount of psychic damage.

I will never not think of the 7th Floor Crew Rap when I see Greg Olsen on national TV. Truly iconic.

They should let Nardwuar host SNL.

Was feelin down in the dumps so I ordered myself a few records from the fine folks at @the_LVAC and they were nice enough to throw in a few surprises! Thanks y’all! 🫡