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Brenda from the Butterball Hotline didn’t seem to appreciate my helpful turkey tips, so she’s in my Grudge Rolodex.
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Two weeks ago I was told Biden couldn’t complete a sentence. Now, he’s masterminded a takeover of the United States election. That’s quite the recovery. He must use Trump’s doctors.
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Can’t afford improv classes? Pop into a support group and try out a character.
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I guess it's a pretty good sign you've failed addressing a pandemic when you'd rather cancel a debate than take a Covid-19 test
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Mike Pence: "If you don't have symptoms, you don't need a test."
He and his wife were tested this weekend even though they were asymptomatic.
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I just want to get this straight, Rand Paul, who has been downplaying this virus for weeks and voted against giving Americans aid, is asymptomatic and can get a test immediately? But, my friends daughter in NY has 104 fever and a dry cough and they cannot get her tested anywhere.
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This isn't about how healthy YOU are
How strong YOU are
How "ain't scared" YOU are
You can be all that & still carry it
You can pick it up, spread it around - feeling fine, oblivious
However YOU feel, this is about slowing the spread
Not overflowing health systems so OTHERS die.
Erin Schultz retweeted
If you’re trying to get through the whole series, the chronological order is:
The Young Pope
The New Pope
The Two Popes
The Pope of Avonlea
The Pope of The Island
Pope of Windy Poplars
Pope’s House of Dreams
Erin Schultz retweeted
“Fourteen years old is basically grown up” -Me at age 8, and also 30-something male libertarians
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You gotta admit... Trump raging about his scene in HomeAlone 2 being cut from Canadian TV broadcast, blaming it on Trudeau - saying it’s revenge for the new NAFTA deal (when the scene was part of 8 mins cut out in 2014 to meet broadcast time) is a pretty bang-on way to end 2019.
