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Am I *alone* here in wanting to move to a ghost town to start a goth cat cafe / polyamorous witch utopia where kids are safe to roam by day and there are Shire-style bonfire celebrations by night except with post-punk/synth-pop instead of fiddle + everyone gets their own hot tub?
Me: This car is packed with drama. It's always blinking its little lights at me like "CHECK ENGINE" or whatever
My daughter: Sure, it's packed with drama. WE ARE IN IT
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The entire TikTok experience is inspired by the video mixtapes in Amelie
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The problem with traffic jams is that I fundamentally disagree with them like why don’t we all just go
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Why don’t we talk about waterbeds more? Nothing is more glorious and terrible at the same time and they just kinda disappeared
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Today's PSA: Men in the workplace, if there are women on your team, I want to ask you to think twice before automatically assigning them the administrative or party planning tasks, unless their job encompasses these.
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Erin K. Barnes retweeted
Meow Wolf. Los Angeles.
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Why do some Amazon drivers ignore your emergency cat food orders like total fuckbois and then other Amazon drivers send you needy texts like this
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Imagine being a cute pet and all these giant starry-eyed humans just lose their minds every time you stretch or snore
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Whenever I hear about people quitting coffee, I'm like...why? It's actually *good* for you. open.spotify.com/episode/0N7…
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I’d love to see more science on the accuracy of gossip. As a PR person, the gossip I see often is neither benign bonding nor heartlessly cruel, but this mid level of inaccurate + slightly harmful. @sciencevs
open.spotify.com/episode/7BE…
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