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Erin Markey

@ErinMarkey

those who know whales know me as a giant gentle. I make shows and act/sing.

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined March 2009
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i never want to regret the time i spent logging into my accounts
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Did Geraldo Rivera send out a press release about boating the Erie Canal or did journalists just clamor
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End times got me like “I love you”
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Do you really ain’t got no stress
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Can tornados not
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Champagne carpet: She could be a farmer in those clothes
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I wrote this song with my friend butterfinger #AcademyAwards
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Thank you World War One for the opportunity #AcademyAwards
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The most haunting words anybody ever punished me with are “there are twenty four hours in a day”
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Every chapter is titled with a city followed by a zip code in the book Jason Priestley: A Memoir
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First time doing a fartlek to Kurt Weill
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A lollipop is a speed trap
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I want to play Prism Suze in the biopic
suzeormanshow (@SuzeOrmanShow) profile picturesuzeormanshow
@SuzeOrmanShow12 Feb 2023
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I’m as jealous as Alice B Toklas and as arrogant as Gertrude Stein and as focused as M3gan
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And as horny as Esther Perel
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I have two things on my mind: 1. The Atlantic toilet plume article 2. Dylan’s dad dying by car bomb (Beverly Hills 90210)
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Hahahahhaha
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Seducing my chihuahua into eating probiotics I’ve sprinkled into his primal chicken nuggets. Thät’s Dazs.
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@HaagenDazs_US26 Jan 2023
There's no one definition of luxury. There's no one place to find it. But when you do, Thät's Dazs.

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I was a chinese spy balloon
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Am I the only one who saw the vid where Henry Louis Gates Jr reveals to Edward Norton that Pocahontas is his great great great great great great great great great great great great grandma?
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Dumbo keeps coming up in therapy The mom rocking him in her trunk
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Foam rolling and listening to funky cold medina
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