
Mukyala @cmasanso, Rumbi, Kora & Nyana’s mom, Tall African, tough cookie, musketeer, a prude, God's not so little experiment.
Joined August 2012
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This boda man! So he starts conversation and tells me he once carried a pretty plump lady and they got to a pub where the lady said she had to wait for someone to bring her money. She promised to add 10k to what they had agreed. She sat and started drinking while he remained on his boda. After a while, she went to him and apologised for keeping him bored. She invited him to drink with her. They drunk, then later got up and started dancing. “Yansaba munyige sikwiizi, era namunyiga nga sirina gwenebuuzizzaako. Namunyiga nzenna nentuyana nga bwenebaza Mukama ekisa kyankoledde”. They later went back and sat. That’s when his head started rotating. He regained consciousness to find himself in hospital, and the bike gone. “Paka kati nkyasasula loan muganda wange”.
I couldn’t hold back the laughter. He turned and said to me: “Blaaza osese busesi?”
I see you @ngati_moya 😎
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I always eat my tithe. I will continue eating my tithe. I just wanted to say this loudly to myself.
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Join FOWODE tomorrow for an X Space as we discuss “Centering Women in Uganda’s Climate Justice Agenda: Who Pays, Who Decides, Who Benefits?” & what it takes to make climate action more inclusive, equitable & accountable.
See the flyer for more details and join the conversation!
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The real tragedy of living in a third-world country is that you can do everything right and still struggle because the environment is designed to make ordinary things unnecessarily difficult.
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I refuse to order a Tesla Roadster until they explain what happens to the drinks in the cupholders when the car flips.
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Hay un lujo del que nadie habla, y es tener vecinos silenciosos que no molestan para nada.
But are you people genuinely ok? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Record 📌 When the church was under sustained attack, these good ones refused to stand with it & effectively strengthened the hand of its accusers. There is no true neutrality when truth is being distorted and God’s people are being publicly maligned
@benmwine & @TheMutambuze
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kati @Eroquezan omukoze otya?😅
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I've never met someone lactose intolerant who actually takes their lactose intolerance seriously.
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You are a man of God. [can that sink first]
A random sinner like Gashumba [no offense] questions with doubts what you do.
In the event that what you are doing is genuine and you’re Godsent, shouldn’t that be the ideal opportunity to forgive/teach/preach and win them over to God?
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No, Ps. Jessica, I wish I hadn’t heard that. Using women as an insult in a fight between men is very regrettable.
Woman of God, Pastor Jessica Kayanja has a point here, and I think uncle Frank Gashumba lost the argument when he started body-shaming Pastor Robert Kayanja.
Uncle stooped too low when he resorted to calling Man of God, Pastor Kayanja a “bald-headed, dyed-up fellow.” That was unnecessary and only weakened his argument.
As Pastor Jessica has put it here, when you have facts on your side, you don’t need to attack someone’s physical appearance to make your point.























