Mukyala @cmasanso, Rumbi, Kora & Nyana’s mom, Tall African, tough cookie, musketeer, a prude, God's not so little experiment.

Joined August 2012
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This boda man! So he starts conversation and tells me he once carried a pretty plump lady and they got to a pub where the lady said she had to wait for someone to bring her money. She promised to add 10k to what they had agreed. She sat and started drinking while he remained on his boda. After a while, she went to him and apologised for keeping him bored. She invited him to drink with her. They drunk, then later got up and started dancing. “Yansaba munyige sikwiizi, era namunyiga nga sirina gwenebuuzizzaako. Namunyiga nzenna nentuyana nga bwenebaza Mukama ekisa kyankoledde”. They later went back and sat. That’s when his head started rotating. He regained consciousness to find himself in hospital, and the bike gone. “Paka kati nkyasasula loan muganda wange”. I couldn’t hold back the laughter. He turned and said to me: “Blaaza osese busesi?”
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I always eat my tithe. I will continue eating my tithe. I just wanted to say this loudly to myself.
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Join FOWODE tomorrow for an X Space as we discuss “Centering Women in Uganda’s Climate Justice Agenda: Who Pays, Who Decides, Who Benefits?” & what it takes to make climate action more inclusive, equitable & accountable. See the flyer for more details and join the conversation!
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So having power the whole week is a privilege now. Oh Uganda!
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The real tragedy of living in a third-world country is that you can do everything right and still struggle because the environment is designed to make ordinary things unnecessarily difficult.
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I don’t think we really understand as Ugandans how bad things are for us.
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You see what Frank Gashumba has been trying to tell these pastors,now today was the perfect day for Pastor Bugingo to perform a miracle and resurrect the dead.
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Pastor has no time for haters He’s enjoying his worship
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I really like the facial expression of Kakande, the man speaks like he's just doing a favor to his congregation by being there🤣🤣🙌🙌
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I refuse to order a Tesla Roadster until they explain what happens to the drinks in the cupholders when the car flips.
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They shall be known by their fruit
Pastor Robert Kayanja has thanked Gen Muhoozi Kainerugaba for intervening in the ongoing dispute, following his call for Frank Gashumba to apologise and stop his criticism of pastors.
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Hay un lujo del que nadie habla, y es tener vecinos silenciosos que no molestan para nada.
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Now the sheep are angry at the fellow sheep that didn’t do “mpalanilako” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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But are you people genuinely ok? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Record 📌 When the church was under sustained attack, these good ones refused to stand with it & effectively strengthened the hand of its accusers. There is no true neutrality when truth is being distorted and God’s people are being publicly maligned @benmwine & @TheMutambuze
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kati @Eroquezan omukoze otya?😅
As a pastor’s child, you should know that every pastor is someone’s parent. You may be criticising one man, but another pastor’s child is watching you speak about their father. Accountability matters, but so does respect.
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💀💀💀💀 When I shared the “sheep” told me the devil was using me 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
Mukyali ku miracles, but wait for when people who have worked for them start sharing their "testimonies".
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I've never met someone lactose intolerant who actually takes their lactose intolerance seriously.
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You are a man of God. [can that sink first] A random sinner like Gashumba [no offense] questions with doubts what you do. In the event that what you are doing is genuine and you’re Godsent, shouldn’t that be the ideal opportunity to forgive/teach/preach and win them over to God?
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No, Ps. Jessica, I wish I hadn’t heard that. Using women as an insult in a fight between men is very regrettable.
Woman of God, Pastor Jessica Kayanja has a point here, and I think uncle Frank Gashumba lost the argument when he started body-shaming Pastor Robert Kayanja. Uncle stooped too low when he resorted to calling Man of God, Pastor Kayanja a “bald-headed, dyed-up fellow.” That was unnecessary and only weakened his argument. As Pastor Jessica has put it here, when you have facts on your side, you don’t need to attack someone’s physical appearance to make your point.
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