Ever been chased by a billionaire? Now live on iOS & Android. Parody. Not affiliated with Saylor.
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🚨BAD NEWS: YOU TURNED INTO A BITCOIN
🚨WORSE NEWS: @SAYLOR IS AFTER YOU
💰ESCAPE HIM, EARN REAL $BTC
NOW LIVE ➞ play.escapesaylor.fun
Built on Starknet, surprise below 🧵
3/ Where does the $BTC come from?
An onchain vault, every reward is paid from it:
🏦 $15,000 in BTC from the team, added in batches
🔁 Then topped up with a cut of every key sold
4/ The Surprise!
Two gifts for early runners:
🎁 Free keys giveaway in our discord
➞ discord.gg/yx9EuhqSZS
🤝 Bring friends:earn 25% of what they spend
➞Refer tab in the app (launch week only, then 5%)
Parody. Not affiliated with Michael Saylor or Strategy.
