“Your shops that got looted were nice, okay, but we’re starving.” People looked this girl up and her dad is a corporate executive who worked for Shell. What a smug psychopath.

Steven Gerrard on Harry Kane: "He’s arguably the best English player there’s ever been. And that's the biggest compliment I can pay him" 🎥 @footballontnt

"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."

🚨🍒 Bournemouth owner Bill Foley: "We'd love to have Alex stay here and sign a new contract and be part of this team long haul. And we're still working on it. We we haven't we haven't given up. But sometimes players get stars in their eyes and they they think that Chelsea is the right place to go." (@alex_crook) #CFC

no offence but she’s unironically cuter than you

anne with glasses <3

Désiré Doué - Smooth Criminal🎩

If I see one more tweet about small businesses I’m gonna lose it. Small business owners are not proletarian, they’ve always been and always will be on the side of capitalism. Idgaf about their windows

The graphs look ass

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The president called an African country a ‘shit house’ on camera. I remember the old days - his first term! - when calling African countries ‘shit holes’ was a huge controversy that had to be denied. We have normalized his Neo-Nazism now. Lucky us.

🚨 Gros coup dur pour le Paris Saint-Germain ! Victime d’une rupture du ligament croisé antérieur du genou droit contre le FC Barcelone, Khvicha Kvaratskhelia sera opéré dans les prochains jours.

Just imagine being the President of Serbia 🇷🇸 . You’re fighting for your political survival, standing on stage at a rally, and of all the people you could target to win votes, you choose me, Günther Fehlinger. The students didn’t choose me as your opponent. YOU did. You challenged me to a televised debate, I accepted, and now you’re backing down. Yet somehow, you STILL can’t stop yapping about me. Aleksandar Vučić, if you have time to talk about me at your rallies, you have time to debate me. Stop talking about me. Start talking to me. 🇷🇸

evan is genuinely an artist every time he comments on something, he somehow manages to come up with the single stupidest take imaginable literally every single time if you just took the opposite position on everything he says, you’d be right 100% of the time genuine mastery