Chief procrastinator living free from coriander.

Joined September 2010
Lol that MAC soft & gentle is doing the rounds on TkTk. A whole new gen getting up to speed. Love that for them.
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Claudia’s skin though…..it looks like silk #loveisland
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My child is banned from the school playground/canteen for her hair, its neatly braided in a natural colour, I gave them a lesson on the history of black womens hairs cultural significance of braiding, they chose violence, @BishopChalloner has a racist hair policy!!!
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BREAKING🚨| The government has announced anti-strike legislation. When workers democratically vote to strike, they can be forced to work and sacked if they don’t. This is wrong, unworkable, and almost certainly illegal.
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@DunelmUK hi - every time I go onto your live chat it’s unavailable and there doesn’t appear to be a contact email address? I need to report an item missing from my order, should I do this here?
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Hi @DunelmUK could i please get a response to this? It’s been a few days and I see you are replying to other tweets….
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Really disappointed with @Mejuri - can’t exchange for another size online (which I understand) but also won’t honour the original discount I used and want me to pay full price for the same item in a different size. Doesn’t make international customers feel very cared for.
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Honestly trust me to be on holiday to Florida during a hurricane 🙄
Not the “let’s just hope this text does us both a favour” mood hahaaaaa #LoveIsland
I don’t understand how the British ever conquered all these hot places.
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I hope Gemma locks down. Let Luca argue with himself. #loveisland
Why does Luca want the drama so bad? #loveisland
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Honestly Luca just bore off #loveisland
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Has he tried speaking to the Chancellor? xitter.cf/nadhimzahawi/status/15…
It is simply not right that families are seeing their bills skyrocket and we do nothing. Under my leadership we will ensure lower energy bills.
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Blimey - Rishi Sunak is using the slogan “Let’s..rebuild the economy” Imagine his shock when he finds out he’s been chancellor for the last 3 years
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The biggest lesson for us all here is not to spend £840-a-roll wallpapering a flat that isn’t yours.
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Oh my, this is too perfect
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Last night at 20:36 I said in a group chat that Johnson had a 24h survival period left. 21 minutes come through 🤞🏻
BREAKING NEWS … I have moved out of my home in North London. Now living rent free inside the head of the new Chancellor of the Exchequer @nadhimzahawi
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“Who’s resigned now?” - me when I see a news notification pop up tonight.