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My husband has charged his phone to 43% every night for 6 years. Never 100%. Never 50%. Just 43%.
I always thought he was just weird about his battery.
Last night our power went out. I asked him why 43%.
He got quiet. Then he said...
My wife hasn't worked since our first child was born eight years ago. I pay for everything. Last night, during an argument about money, I told her it was time she contributed something. She went quiet, went to the bedroom, came back with a folder, calmly set it on the table, and said:
“This is what you should pay me per month. Read it.”
It was a pay statement listing every task: nanny, cook, cleaning, school chauffeur, shopping, household management. Total: US$3,200 per month, at market rates.
Below it was a line: “If you want me to work outside the home, you have to pay someone to do all of this. Right now, the best salary I can get is US$1,400.”
I was speechless. I did the math, and it didn’t add up.
My father told me: “She chose to stay home. Asking you to pay her for taking care of her own children is disrespectful.”
My best friend told me: “If you had to pay someone else for all of that, you’d have no money left. She works more hours than you do and doesn’t get any vacation.”
Today I woke up and breakfast was ready. She didn’t say anything. The folder is still on the table.
Is work at home worth the same as work you get paid for outside the home? And if she worked and I stayed home, how much would my time be worth?
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"If possible, I'd prefer one of the earlier morning slots, around 9:00–10:00 AM. But I'm happy to work around your schedule if another time is more convenient." ✅
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Why 9:00–10:00 AM is often a good interview slot
1. Interviewers are mentally fresh
Most hiring managers begin the day with more energy, focus, and patience before meetings and emails pile up.
2. Fewer schedule delays
Early interviews are less likely to start late because the day's schedule hasn't had time to drift.
3. Less pressure to finish quickly
You're not competing with lunch plans or the end of the workday, so the conversation is less likely to feel rushed.
4. Better opportunity for follow-up
If the interviewer wants another team member to meet you or asks for additional information, there's usually plenty of time left in the day to do so.
5. Stronger first impression
Early interviews often set the tone for the day, and it's generally easier to remember a standout candidate before many other interviews have taken place.
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Estrella Nora retweeted
昨日、3日間の出張から帰ってきて、夫とセックスしていた。
久しぶりだったから、私も少し積極的になっていた。
すると夫が突然、耳元でこう言った。
「今日は昨日より優しいね」
「……昨日？」
「うん、昨日はもっと激しかったじゃん」
一瞬、何を言っているのかわからなかった。
「何の話？」
夫は笑いながら答えた。
「もう、忘れたの？昨日の夜のことだよ」
その瞬間、私の動きが止まった。
夫はまだ笑っていた。
でも、私が黙って見つめていると、少しずつ表情が変わった。
「……どうしたの？」
私はゆっくり聞き返した。
「昨日の夜、私とセックスしたってこと？」
「え……うん」
結婚して5年。
夫がこんなに動揺する顔を見たのは初めてだった。
だって、昨日の夜、私は
Estrella Nora retweeted
I intentionally refused to take my cough medicine because I didn’t want it making me sleepy before I could schedule my posts for tomorrow.
Guess who still slept off without taking the medicine? 😭
I woke up and realized that my body is genuinely tired. Between work stress, everyday responsibilities and this X monetization hustle, I think I desperately need rest. 😂
Estrella Nora retweeted
Je lui ai prêté 3 000 € à mon meilleur ami il y a 4 ans. Il ne me les a pas rendus. Je ne lui ai pas réclamé.
Le samedi, il nous a invités à dîner chez lui, dans sa nouvelle maison. Télé de 75 pouces, îlot dans la cuisine et les photos de Thaïlande sur le portable.
Au dessert, il a levé son verre et a dit :
Estrella Nora retweeted
I had just boarded my flight and placed my carry on suitcase in the overhead compartment above my seat. I also had a small backpack that I planned to keep under the seat in front of me.
A few minutes later, a woman stopped beside my row with several bags.
Woman: “Excuse me, can you move your suitcase? I need this compartment for my family’s luggage.”
Me: “Is there a problem? There’s still some room in here.”
Woman: “We have several bags, and I need to keep them together.”
Me: “I understand, but I have to put my suitcase somewhere too.”
She looked at my bag and sighed.
Woman: “It’s not even that big. Why don’t you just put it under your seat?”
Me: “I already have my backpack there. I think we should ask the flight attendant to help.”
She shook her head but didn’t say anything else.
🧵
Estrella Nora retweeted
My boyfriend plays with my tits while we watch TV and I can't take it anymore
Every single night we watch something together on the couch and he does this thing where he just... reaches over and plays with my boobs. Not sexual. Not trying to start anything. Just casual, absent minded, like they're stress balls or something. He's watching the screen and his hand is on my tit just kneading it gently or rolling my nipple between his fingers and he's fully paying attention to whatever show is on.
The problem is after about twenty minutes of this I am SOAKED. Like uncomfortably wet. My nipples are so hard they hurt and my pussy is throbbing and he's just sitting there watching some documentary about the ocean or whatever and casually pinching my nipple like it's nothing.came three times and he came inside me during the credits.
Last night I lasted maybe thirty minutes before I straddled him right there on the couch. Didn't even say anything, just climbed on top, pulled my shorts to the side, and sank down on him. He wasn't even fully hard yet and he just went "oh" and then his hands were on my tits again and I rode him through two episodes of whatever we were watching and
Estrella Nora retweeted
Le presté $300.000 a mi hermano hace cuatro años. Nunca me los devolvió. Nunca se los reclamé.
El sábado nos invitó a comer un asado a su casa nueva. Parrilla recién hecha, televisor de 65 pulgadas y fotos de sus vacaciones en Brasil.
Cuando terminamos de comer, levantó el vaso y dijo:
Estrella Nora retweeted
毎週日曜日、私は一人暮らしをしている息子のために料理を作って届けていた。
煮物、唐揚げ、ハンバーグ。
息子の好きなものをタッパーに詰めて、電車で40分かけて届けていた。
ところが先週、息子から突然メッセージが届いた。
「母さん、もう料理持ってこなくていいよ」
私は少し驚いて返信した。
「どうして？ 忙しいの？」
すると息子はこう返してきた。
「彼女が嫌がってるんだよ。冷蔵庫がいっぱいになるし、母さんの料理ばかり食べてると思われるのも嫌らしい」
私は画面をしばらく見つめた。
そして一言だけ返した。
「分かった。もう持っていかないね」
息子はすぐに「ありがとう」と返信してきた。
でも、その3日後、息子から深夜に電話がかかってきた。
Estrella Nora retweeted
I am a (23) male and decided to try out a happy ending massage. I guess I just wanted to try a new experience. It was pretty amazing. I searched for some places online and came across a spa that had pretty good reviews. I parked my car and went inside and was greeted by another door in the lobby that had a sign that wrote "please ring doorbell".. so i did. About 2 minutes later a young HOT woman opens the door and greets herself as she leads me into the massage room where she proceeds to tell me about pricing. For half an hour, it was $50 for the room and $100 for the service (handjob, nude body rub).
Estrella Nora retweeted
Anoche tuve una cita de Hinge con una MILF de 47 años y tres hijos.
La cita salió bastante mejor de lo que pensaba.
Pero nada más llegar a casa me mandó un audio diciendo que «nos llevábamos demasiados años».
Le contesté con un «gracias, mucha suerte» y pasé página.
10 minutos después me entró otro mensaje que le dio la vuelta a todo...
Estrella Nora retweeted
My daughter's school marked her "tardy" fourteen times. The vice principal said, "It affects her attendance record."
VICE PRINCIPAL: "She's always five minutes late."
ME: "I drop her at 7:50."
VICE PRINCIPAL: "She arrives at 8:05."
ME: "That's impossible."
VICE PRINCIPAL: "Where does she go?"
I didn't know.
The next morning, I followed her...
Estrella Nora retweeted
If you're rebuilding, would you sell Amon-Ra St. Brown for Luther Burden and Jordyn Tyson?
12 Team Dynasty SF
Dumb landlord:
Year 1 rent: 900
Year 2 rent: 930
Year 3 rent: 960
Year 4 rent: 990
Year 5 rent: 1,020
Smart landlord:
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888
Year 1 rent: 900
Year 2 rent: 1,050 - Renovated the apartment before renting it out again.
Year 3 rent: 1,200 - Improved the home’s energy efficiency.
Year 4 rent: 1,400 - Changed tenants and adjusted the rent to market rates.
Year 5 rent: 1,650 - Switched to renting out individual rooms, in compliance with regulations.♟️
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My dad, may God have mercy on him, used to leave for the mosque a quarter of an hour before the call to prayer, for every prayer
Even Fajr, when it was cold, he'd leave early
And I'd say to him:
"Dad, the mosque is right next to us, it's a two-minute walk. Why do you leave so early?"
And he'd smile and say:
"The road, my son... is longer than you think"
And I thought it was just an old man's habit
My dad passed away two weeks ago
And yesterday, I left for Fajr prayer, a little late as usual
As I was walking, I saw something that stopped me in my tracks
Our neighbor, Uncle Abu Saleh, who's blind, was standing at his front door
Holding his cane, looking out into the darkness, as if he was waiting for someone
I went up to him and said:
"Uncle Abu Saleh, why are you standing out here in this cold?"
He recognized my voice and said, his voice trembling:
My dad had his eye on my mom since he was a kid, when she was a teenager. She married his older brother, and he spent his teenage years stirring up trouble between them until they got divorced.
And years later, when he was in his twenties and she was in her thirties, he pursued her for three years until she agreed to be with him.
And the result? Six kids and me, and they’re still lovebirds kissing in front of us. God, don’t separate them, but they make me feel like a third wheel.
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