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Joined January 2015
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๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉThe Yassification of Chinua Achebe retweeted
one day people will wake up and realize they were subjected to the most aggressive brainwashing campaign in history and everything they knew once was a lie.
gilmore girls just referred to the occupation of palestine by israel as 'sibling rivalry'.....
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๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉThe Yassification of Chinua Achebe retweeted
Heโ€™s been named that in my household for almost a decade now. My mum and I unanimously voted and agreed!
Iโ€™m trying to figure out how Aldis Hodge has never been named @peopleโ€™s Sexiest Man Alive?! ๐Ÿคจ
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Aww darlings, I was on set shooting my new film (Details soon I promise๐Ÿ’‹ ) when I rather casually tweeted this in response to another tweet. A friend just called me now to tell me that it set you guys on fire. E pele ooo. You guys need to learn that itโ€™s okay for other people not to like what you like or to disagree with your taste, you donโ€™t have to become sworn enemies over it. I LOVE Nollywood as an industry and Iโ€™m invested in seeing it grow as such I love to see broader representations of it beyond the VCD era Nollywood nostalgia tropes. I also love nuanced representations of Nigerians, our accents, the ways we behave etc. Itโ€™s my preference. Itโ€™s fine that you enjoyed the sketch, I love that for you. If you felt proud of its representation, I love that for you too. It just wasnโ€™t for me and thatโ€™s okay. I still love the Cynthia and British/Naija creatives that worked on it. Nothing against them โ™ฅ๏ธ Now as you were. Rara says hi ๐Ÿ’‹
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๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉThe Yassification of Chinua Achebe retweeted
You people havenโ€™t even given us anything exceptional that will help us move past the nostalgia. So can you really blame us?
Aww darlings, I was on set shooting my new film (Details soon I promise๐Ÿ’‹ ) when I rather casually tweeted this in response to another tweet. A friend just called me now to tell me that it set you guys on fire. E pele ooo. You guys need to learn that itโ€™s okay for other people not to like what you like or to disagree with your taste, you donโ€™t have to become sworn enemies over it. I LOVE Nollywood as an industry and Iโ€™m invested in seeing it grow as such I love to see broader representations of it beyond the VCD era Nollywood nostalgia tropes. I also love nuanced representations of Nigerians, our accents, the ways we behave etc. Itโ€™s my preference. Itโ€™s fine that you enjoyed the sketch, I love that for you. If you felt proud of its representation, I love that for you too. It just wasnโ€™t for me and thatโ€™s okay. I still love the Cynthia and British/Naija creatives that worked on it. Nothing against them โ™ฅ๏ธ Now as you were. Rara says hi ๐Ÿ’‹
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๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉThe Yassification of Chinua Achebe retweeted
Aww darlings, I was on set shooting my new film (Details soon I promise๐Ÿ’‹ ) when I rather casually tweeted this in response to another tweet. A friend just called me now to tell me that it set you guys on fire. E pele ooo. You guys need to learn that itโ€™s okay for other people not to like what you like or to disagree with your taste, you donโ€™t have to become sworn enemies over it. I LOVE Nollywood as an industry and Iโ€™m invested in seeing it grow as such I love to see broader representations of it beyond the VCD era Nollywood nostalgia tropes. I also love nuanced representations of Nigerians, our accents, the ways we behave etc. Itโ€™s my preference. Itโ€™s fine that you enjoyed the sketch, I love that for you. If you felt proud of its representation, I love that for you too. It just wasnโ€™t for me and thatโ€™s okay. I still love the Cynthia and British/Naija creatives that worked on it. Nothing against them โ™ฅ๏ธ Now as you were. Rara says hi ๐Ÿ’‹
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๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉThe Yassification of Chinua Achebe retweeted
"I think weโ€™re so starved for representation and recognition on foreign platforms/stages that we rush to celebrate everything" And now... "You guys need to learn that itโ€™s okay for other people not to like what you like" Everybody gaslights everybody on this app sha๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
Aww darlings, I was on set shooting my new film (Details soon I promise๐Ÿ’‹ ) when I rather casually tweeted this in response to another tweet. A friend just called me now to tell me that it set you guys on fire. E pele ooo. You guys need to learn that itโ€™s okay for other people not to like what you like or to disagree with your taste, you donโ€™t have to become sworn enemies over it. I LOVE Nollywood as an industry and Iโ€™m invested in seeing it grow as such I love to see broader representations of it beyond the VCD era Nollywood nostalgia tropes. I also love nuanced representations of Nigerians, our accents, the ways we behave etc. Itโ€™s my preference. Itโ€™s fine that you enjoyed the sketch, I love that for you. If you felt proud of its representation, I love that for you too. It just wasnโ€™t for me and thatโ€™s okay. I still love the Cynthia and British/Naija creatives that worked on it. Nothing against them โ™ฅ๏ธ Now as you were. Rara says hi ๐Ÿ’‹
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๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉThe Yassification of Chinua Achebe retweeted
New nollywood doesn't like old nollywood, we've heard. This is easily solved: show workings na. Redefine nollywood for the world. No be by exegesis. Let's not lie, let's not steal mehn. It's giving jealousy fr. 3/
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๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉThe Yassification of Chinua Achebe retweeted
Like do you not see the inherent self indictment in your backhanded vcd era - nollywood nostalgia commentary? If everyone defines nollywood by old nollywood, then what has new nollywood been doing for the past 15yrs?? 2/
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๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉThe Yassification of Chinua Achebe retweeted
But you were the one who insinuated that people had low national esteem for liking the sketch na. Why hide your hand now? Started a nollycivilwar because you cannot bear to imagine that people enjoy old nollywood in a way they do not enjoy your films. 1/
Aww darlings, I was on set shooting my new film (Details soon I promise๐Ÿ’‹ ) when I rather casually tweeted this in response to another tweet. A friend just called me now to tell me that it set you guys on fire. E pele ooo. You guys need to learn that itโ€™s okay for other people not to like what you like or to disagree with your taste, you donโ€™t have to become sworn enemies over it. I LOVE Nollywood as an industry and Iโ€™m invested in seeing it grow as such I love to see broader representations of it beyond the VCD era Nollywood nostalgia tropes. I also love nuanced representations of Nigerians, our accents, the ways we behave etc. Itโ€™s my preference. Itโ€™s fine that you enjoyed the sketch, I love that for you. If you felt proud of its representation, I love that for you too. It just wasnโ€™t for me and thatโ€™s okay. I still love the Cynthia and British/Naija creatives that worked on it. Nothing against them โ™ฅ๏ธ Now as you were. Rara says hi ๐Ÿ’‹
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Congratulations to Ayoade Bamgboye, who was chosen as this weekโ€™s #SNLUK episode MVP by you!
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๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉThe Yassification of Chinua Achebe retweeted
I WON A COURT CASE AGAINST MY RAPIST
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This is deeply troubling. We just learned that Pete Hegsethโ€™s Spiritual Advisor said that โ€œseparation of church and state does not existโ€ Pete Hegseth is a threat to American democracy and must be fired immediately.
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Yall canโ€™t convince me a show with an all white cast in 2026 is the funniest thing ever
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tough choice
Today is the 2026 Israel Knesset election.
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Queen Elizabeth also paid ยฃ12 million to one of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsorโ€™s victims, yet nobody has asked her how long she had known about it or why she didnโ€™t go to the authorities.
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He is exactly where he wants to be. Not all of us will make the promise land.
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Between these two casts thereโ€™s only one (1) black person and you cropped him out
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Itโ€™s his name and mine. The manipulation has to stop. Itโ€™s my name now Iโ€™m not taking another nigga and his fatherโ€™s name. Iโ€™m not getting adopted, Iโ€™m getting married
no way did i just read that keeping your fatherโ€™s last name is less patriarchal than taking your husbandโ€™s last name. babe thatโ€™s the same patriarchy
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The way republicans talk about sex changes, you would think they are forcing people to do it like they are tryna catch a case like her husband. Mtchew..
Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trumpโ€™s rally today in Michigan: โ€œWe want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we donโ€™t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?โ€
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