@EvanEdinger

Jack of all trades; master of pun. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇸 Represented by Ziggurat. Business Enquiries: [email protected]

 London, England
evanedinger.com
Joined April 2009
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Evan Edinger retweeted
I Dissent@DissentFuOct 26
Oh look the French government has been forced to concede to the protesting students. Who woulda thought that revolting actually works
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 26
BREAKING: France offers students $4.5 billion in school renovations and education reforms in a bid to end nationwide protests that have erupted into riots & looting.
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Jay Bond@2Planetary2ConOct 23
The world you were born into no longer exists
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Xeloph@XelophOct 22
"I don't mind trans people, I just don't want their existence shoved down my throat" Brother, it's conservatives shoving trans people down your throat. They can't shut the fuck up about them. It's every political podcast, rally, and advertisement. It's all they think about.
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SNEAKO 🇺🇸
@sneakoOct 18
Niggas in Paris are exploding the Eiffel Tower because baguettes cost too many euros but in America we do the cha cha slide for the Epstein files make it make sense
Brendan Gutenschwager
@BGOnTheScene18 Oct 2025
Demonstrators dancing at a “No Kings” protest today in Chicago
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This is basically every interaction when Burnham announces a new small-scale cost of living measure
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There is a reason why you do not hear the term "Opioid Epidemic" often in Europe and it's weird Americans cannot connect the dots.
Allie ✞
@allie__vossOct 16
Back when I lived in Germany I was being evaluated for surgery. I was in a lot of pain and asked the doctor what kind of pain killer would be appropriate because it was several months' wait His response was "We are not entitled to life without pain."
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Laura Bassett
@LEBassettOct 9
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows
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Jess Margera
@jessmargeraOct 6
Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 6
The Pennsylvania measles outbreak has surpassed 1,000 cases, making it the largest U.S. measles outbreak in 35 years.
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count zakula@ZinZakuOct 6
commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child
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jacksfilms
@jacksfilmsSep 25
You may not like him, but Logan Paul deserves some credit for pushing for legislation to protect our national parks and forests. For more info, google Logan Paul forest
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send help@himitsunobaradeSep 17
Dear Americans, this week's compromised type of FOOD is *spins the wheel* ICE CREAM that has been contaminated with *spins the wheel* STONES
FactPost
@factpostnewsSep 16
The FDA has announced a recall of salted caramel ice cream due to possible contamination with "small stones and other hard objects."
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MUSTAFA@f6markazSep 10
Deleted a dick pic of mine and got 2GB of storage back
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Moose Allain Ꙭ@MooseAllainSep 10
A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”

ALT A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”

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kyro
@wyakyro_Sep 8
I pray u experience this at least once in your life.
Clip Hub
@israeldfirztSep 8
Walking alone in a foreign city at night, realizing how far you've come.
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Dfw_camo
@dontplay_zSep 9
I’m like the opposite of Ai. It took me over an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.
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Scotty@Dotsy1978Sep 7
Wtf has happened to the price of hotel rooms?? I only want to stay a night not buy the fucking hotel.
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Marve_T
@m_a_r_v_e__tSep 7
Americans when they discover what a group of fish is called
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ayo ⌬
@ayospawnedSep 6
People be like “I needed this” and it’s just a weekend of abusing substances with their friends
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raindeath@rainmakerboulvdAug 31
imagine believing spongebob is not real when squidward is LITERALLY his neighbour😭
oneofwun
@yaboyDavid18Aug 31
Even Satan believes that God exists, but you’re an atheist because…? 😭 Imagine rejecting the existence of God when even Satan knows He’s real.
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tess@kimyerismsAug 31
Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!
FactPost
@factpostnewsAug 31
Over 10,000 cases of tofu have been recalled due to possible contamination with ink.
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