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Hello! The first annual Sherbetsheet wrapped is ready. Are you?
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Fuck it, I’ve opened a bottle of mulled wine
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trying to break up with a hr manager and she told me she aint accepting the breakup cause i didnt give her two weeks notice.
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was reminding my partner of what he can do to me in bed earlier. Long story short it ended when I referred to myself as a sexy bop-it
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Me on my rewatch of Inside No. 9:
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andrew garfield as jonathan larson you will always be famous
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After Covid hit we got an epidemic of grown adults who just cough into the air now like 3 year olds
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he deserved every bit of praise he got for this film and more
Five years ago today, Andrew Garfield blew us all away in Tick, Tick... Boom!
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my chronic illnesses haven’t killed me yet but they’ve killed a thousand versions of myself that i could’ve been and nearly every dream i’ve ever had and i think that’s worse sometimes
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âzür dilerim bu aralar güzelleşmek için pek uğraşamadım. intihar etmemeye çalışıyorum da
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quick thinking bunny: that shit was off the fluff
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thinking fat women are hot made me stop being insecure about being fat
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Please don't forget that the only difference between you and a disabled person is time. Even if the disability is temporary, it will happen in your lifetime. Disability is part of the human condition. Advocating for disability rights is advocating for your inevitable future.
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Amk gâğüsleri yüzünden istediğin şeyleri giyememe sorunsalı
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whoever invented stuffed animals really just understood whats important in life. sometimes you just wanna hold a guy.
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having breeding kink is too dangerous in this economy
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In the UK, young people are banned from everything, including being disabled
NEW Milburn confirms to Times his NEETs proposals: New welfare system for young people Youth allowance at basic UC level replaces entitlement to universal credit health AND PIP - ie u25s no longer eligible Savings redeployed to employment support and subsidies especially for SME jobs for young people and other placements Reforms he says pay for itself in under a decade (but that is longer than OBR forecast window).
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PIP is not an unemployment benefit PIP is not an unemployment benefit PIP is not an unemployment benefit PIP is not an unemployment benefit PIP is not an unemployment benefit PIP is not an unemployment benefit PIP is not an unemployment benefit PIP is not an unemployment benefit
🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban 16-24 year olds from claiming PIP and the health element of Universal Credit after a review into unemployment They will instead receive a new "youth allowance" paid at the standard rate of Universal Credit
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bunny watching a good film: this is squeak
Bunny that thinks he's a horse: bunneigh!
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Under 24s unable to have disabilities - UK government
🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban 16-24 year olds from claiming PIP and the health element of Universal Credit after a review into unemployment They will instead receive a new "youth allowance" paid at the standard rate of Universal Credit
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