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Evertide

@Evertide2

A man with a collection of 20,000+ macros and memes going back to 2006, and an eagerness to use them. Most of my stuff is in the Tweets & Replies tab.

 Minnesota
Joined January 2021
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Welcome to the Internet. Please enjoy this introduction that's never stopped being relevant.
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So with the right setup, I can shoop da woop X 4. I don't know how optimal it is, but it is fun and ridiculous.
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"Try to stop"
Matthias Schmidt (@eurofounder) profile pictureMatthias Schmidt
@eurofounder12h
The far-right propaganda keeps claiming European cities are doing nothing about sex crimes committed by immigrants Meanwhile Frankfurt is literally handing these out What more do people want?
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"Were said to cause general merriment" is the funniest way to put it that I can think of.
Orwell & Goode (@OrwellNGoode) profile pictureOrwell & Goode
@OrwellNGoode10h
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It's been long enough that the amount of consistent use I still get out of this meme is starting to worry me.
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Allister Jones 🍃🐦アリスタ @ KinshokuCon (@AllisterAnim) profile pictureAllister Jones 🍃🐦アリスタ @ KinshokuCon@AllisterAnimNov 7
by age 30 you should have a weird little plushie you go around taking mundane photos of
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"No, Father, he's asking why I always come first!" *PFFFT x 2*
Kamikazee (@kamikazeeai_art) profile pictureKamikazee
@kamikazeeai_artNov 6
The wine didn’t survive. The will didn’t survive. Will Harry? 🍷 Soon I’ll be releasing my own comic! Follow me to be there from page one ✨ #malfoid
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I think about these a lot. The first quote speaks to me so much that I put it on a shirt.
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HowlingHemorrhoids (@DeadlessHick) profile pictureHowlingHemorrhoids
@DeadlessHickNov 7
Commas save lives, folx
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Me: Hm, I need a name for this character...random name a-go-go, baby! The Internet:
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I would love to crack a monster, deep or shallow.
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Monster Energy (@MonsterEnergy) profile pictureMonster Energy
@MonsterEnergyNov 4
it's not that deep. crack a monster.
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Not often I catch Gemini in an obvious lie.
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What I've been hearing for months: "They'll deploy ICE agents to intimidate voters!" Me at the polls after being threatened with a good time:
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Video Game History (@VideoGameHstry) profile pictureVideo Game History
@VideoGameHstryNov 3
What's the first game you think of when you see this?
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I'm too brainrotted but damn it just kiss!
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Evertide (@Evertide2) profile pictureEvertide@Evertide2Nov 4
I think my eyes got diabetes from all the sugar and sweetness in this. But, okay, who wants to reenact this with me to see if it comes true?
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I think my eyes got diabetes from all the sugar and sweetness in this. But, okay, who wants to reenact this with me to see if it comes true?
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chibi 💕 Vtuber (@chibidoki) profile picturechibi 💕 Vtuber
@chibidokiNov 3
💕 HEY YOU! Sparkly cuties....IT'S HERE!!! Wonderpaws pre-registration is now open and I'm so excited to check this one out!! 💞 ✨ Check out the game here: store.steampowered.com/app/5… Can't wait for this shiny party~ 💖 #wonderpawspartner #ad
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Men's Humor (@MensHumor) profile pictureMen's Humor
@MensHumorNov 3
Tyler just failed Situational Awareness 101.
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Jermaine Wilson | CP24/CTV News (@Jerrmainewilson) profile pictureJermaine Wilson | CP24/CTV News@JerrmainewilsonNov 2
#NEW: Video provided to CP24 shows a Toronto father using a magnet to identify a pin concealed inside a piece of Halloween candy collected by his children. He discovered a total of five affected products. Full story: cp24.com/local/toronto/2026/…
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Since thumbnails don't work when you quote tweet: youtube.com/watch?v=gRHCgH2W…
CARAMELLDANSEN // ｳｯｰｳｯｰｳﾏｳﾏ (ﾟ∀ﾟ) | 64,000+ Notes | Black MIDI

CARAMELLDANSEN // ｳｯｰｳｯｰｳﾏｳﾏ (ﾟ∀ﾟ) | 64,000+ Notes | Black MIDI

♫ Oh yeah here we go. The Quarantine rave anthem, anthem of sweden,...

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Here's to a quarter century of one of the highlights of the internet's OST.
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I find Irish Wolfhounds more intimidating than Great Danes. GDs look kinda goofy and awkwardly big. IWs, though, being about as big but with shaggier and wilder fur...they look like the boss fights of the dog world.
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Well, I finish the main quest, anyway. I got new achievements to get, bitch!
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Evertide (@Evertide2) profile pictureEvertide@Evertide2Oct 31
Halloween 2020: My unfinished business with Diablo II, outstanding since around 2002, is resolved and I play Diablo II for the last time. Halloween 2026: I finish Grim Dawn's Fangs of Asterkarn expansion, which fills a similar role to Diablo II in my gaming. Ah, traditions.
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