BREAKING: Esbelto Sanchez accuses Lily Phillips of stealing his idea to sleep with 1000 men in a day
Sorry fucko, I just got done eating this 1000$ steak with all my handsome and jacked friends with our model girlfriends. Something your 6ft 4’ slim dad bod couldn’t possibly comprehend.
I’ll be replying to you via video in the near future.
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if ur boyfriend is a Valorant "e-boy" then u single to me...tf is ⛓️🥀🖤 𝓣𝓼𝓾𝓴𝓲 🖤🥀⛓️ gon do?
send me a sad Cinnamoroll x Clairo edit?
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Egirls always think they freaky till they meet a fella like me who gonna e-tie them down and e-pour an e-tablespoon of some McDonald's e-Sprite on the e-clit and watch that mf e-fizz up like sum queefing pop rocks
One time Esbelto Sanchez messaged me while I was screen sharing my game to my IRL girlfriend and she said “oh is that one of your hoes?” And I got so mad I punched my computer screen
Imagine explaining LeagueTwt and valtwt and esex and google doc meta to a turbo normie non-league gf with IRL hobbies and a full time job.
This is what the graph representing the Main hero of all public diamond players in Marvel Rivals looks like.
#NerfHela
What did he mean by this?
Can I get salmonella poisoning from accidentally inserting my genitals into a rotisserie chicken?
50%Yes 😷
50%No ☺️
12 votes • Final resultsEVERYONE MAKE SURE YOU BUY AND EAT THIS BACON
Wait 2 years for the class action lawsuit against the fda DON’T MISS OUT there’s money to be made here people! 🤑🤑




















