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doers of devilish deeds. department dedicated to diabolic depravities and disgraces since April 25th 2008

Watchington, DC
Joined December 2023
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its horrible what @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk ordered us to do to the pope, we regret it, but it is the natural order 🫡🫡 we played a big part in his death 🫡🫡
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Another Quick Fact: On July 27th, 2026:
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Quick fun fact: Mitch McConnell has officially become old enough as to no longer be able to commit statutory rape, due to being above the upper age limit for it (120 years)!
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The department of evil crimes has partnered with robery downley Jr to bring healthy foods to all hoods and ghettos 😊
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Robert Downley Jr. Has (as part of The Department of Health and Human Services) has announced mandatory head licing
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New study out by the CDC and FDA: Epipens are now linked to a 36% increased risk of asymptomatic Tourettes. #CDC #FDA #study @RFKJr_Official
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We don't forget. Count on this date. Stock up.
talk of december somedate this year.. big crime... we will help... mark 🖋️ our words.
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We put chips in all of you we could explode you anytime
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The Don has declared shocking new plans for our department!! 👇🏻👇🏿
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