I think my favorite thing about being a hero of destiny is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in your way
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"Oh, /har har/."
It's the clown pants, isn't it? Probably.
"No, I'm a mage alright. Black Mage."
In name and profession! Convenient, really.
Flicking his fingers, a spark of flame taking form and hovering over his digits. Child's Play for him, really. Not really.--
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Snickering that melts into cackles!
"Not so easy, is it? TWERP- pfft...!!"
It's kinda fun seeing people go through the same pain you go through everyday instead of you, right this moment.
Namely-
Fighter is frustratingly difficult to kill.
"......... having a girlfriend is not all it's cracked up to be, what the fuggin' hell?"
He's not good at being a boyfriend and doesn't know what people do in relationships.
Also, his perception of what people are SUPPOSED to do is being countered by something called 'consent'!
-- there. Like when they were kids and he thought Fighter was going to bleed out and die and-
"SHUT UP, YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!!"
Rubbing his temples.
"He's not-! I mean, I'm not-"
Okay, he needed a moment here. Think over his words carefully to make sure none of it sounded--
"Please."
Rolling his eyes. Those weren't really words he ever heard from anyone but Fighter and it still sounds as stupid as it always did.
"I'm not someone 'loveable' or anythin' like that. Anyone with a lick of intellect would know that."
And he was fine with that.
--
This is the DoNotSue Spiderman, obviously-
But like!
Hey! Heroics! Hijinx! Comedy and Action! With a sprinkle of romance at the end!
Beaming, the wizard giggled!
"Cool, right?? Being a hero is totally awesome- you get to have a life full of action! Impress people!--"
