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Undisputed king of stuff. Novelist, scriptwriter, columnist. ☦️ IC XC NIKA

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Joined October 2008
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I am politely asking you to purchase my book. I can assure you, with no exaggeration, it is the best debut novel I have ever written. Thank you. #HistFic #SilentService #WW2 a.co/d/evstynr
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While the GOP plays the post-blowout blame-game, I don’t think anyone properly appreciates the insane Dem infighting that’ll take place over the next two years. Socialism, Woke 2.0, antisemitism, tariffs, Islamism, leadership in Congress … buckle up.
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BTW, the massive GOP loss can be traced to one policy failure: not appointing me the Grand Vizier of Greenland.
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Instead of just throwing money at education, how 'bout we just ... do what actually works.
For decades, we’ve heard big ideas for reforming education in America. And once they’re tried … most of them fail. The pattern? As our new video explains, the education reforms that make headlines rarely work. And the ones that work rarely make headlines.
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Jon Gabriel retweeted
It's gonna be a blast the next two years finding out who's less capable of showing restraint, Trump or congressional Democrats.
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By June 1898, Spain had held Guam for four centuries, but the island was so neglected that the local authorities hadn’t received news for months. They didn't even know the Spanish-American War had begun. The USS Charleston slides into the harbor, expecting resistance. Nada. So they fired a few warning shots at an old fort, which the Spanish interpreted as a friendly salute. Local officials rowed out in a boat and apologized that they were out of gunpowder so they couldn’t return the "salute." The Americans said, "Uh, yeah ... we’re at war so you’re our prisoners.” The Spanish officials were stunned. After some awkward back-and-forth, the Spanish governor surrendered, along with ~50 poorly equipped soldiers. No one got hurt. Completely bloodless.⁠ US sailors raised the flag and found a single American citizen on the island. A merchant whose previous job was as an elevator operator in San Francisco. The ship's captain said, "you're in charge now," and sailed off to the Philippines. It took about six months for the Americans to return.
🚨REPUBLICANS FLIP THE GUAM GOVERNORSHIP🚨
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Crazy they still haven't named a sub after me.
In my humble non-Navy opinion; the names Enterprise, Yorktown, Lexington, Saratoga, Hornet, Wasp, Ranger, and Independence should be in permanent rotation for the carriers.
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A modest proposal...
🤖 Made with AI
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Introducing The Right Track with me, Poppy Coburn, a new show for The @Telegraph. First episode coming soon 👀
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“Elon is the enemy of the almighty State! A kulak, wrecker, and saboteur! Crush the running-dog capitalist swine and seize the means of production!” #ConservingConservatism
"SpaceX isn’t a tech company. It’s an aerospace and communications company. It is vital to America’s national security and it must be brought to heel and aligned with America’s interests." lnk.thebulwark.com/3We7Trq
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THIS IS IT, ARIZONA! ELECTION DAY IS HERE! 🇺🇸 I'm out at the polls today, seeing Americans exercise their constitutional, God-given right to vote. This campaign is about getting everyday Arizonans' voices back to Washington, not leaving the conversation to the establishment and D.C. creatures like @gregstantonaz. Make your voice heard TODAY!! 🗳️ POLLS CLOSE AT 7 PM. GET OUT AND VOTE! #AZ04
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That’s how they spell it in London
Lol not ‘whom’ tho
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having a gallon of beef for dinner
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A lot of people have asked me how I feel about this election. And, just as often, people have asked for predictions. I don't do predictions anymore. There is simply too much volatility in today's politics. I’ve found that most people who make predictions get them wrong. But I do have a few observations heading into Election Day. 1/
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Spoke too soon. Since Haley Stevens's announcement, Josh Allen, Cam Ward, Harold Fannin Jr., and Michael Wilson WENT OFF. #FootballOverParty
Everyone’s making a big deal about this, but it’s not going to help my fantasy football teams.
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RT @varadmehta: Team Blue’s neuralgic reaction to Haley Stevens’ endorsement of Mike Rogers is making a bigger deal out of it than it woul…
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Everyone’s making a big deal about this, but it’s not going to help my fantasy football teams.
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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El-Sayed: What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio state. When your school mascot is like a nut, what do you expect?
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I asked Grok to make a costume for me based on everything it knows from my profile.
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