Three times winner of Twitter's "Least honest bio" award.

Kingdom of Northumbria
Joined June 2014
Not surprised the former PM is careless with facts and details but staggered a publisher let this shoddiness through
My son bought the Boris Johnson memoir for degree related reasons and brought this to my attention as an indicator of its quality and factual accuracy apparently Megrahi was released by a Labour scottish government. Shoddy. But characteristically shoddy and slapdash.
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Newcastle @TyneOperaHouse says "bollocks!"
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"This Land Is Mine", by me 12 years ago.
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Telegraph exclusive: ‘Lord Alli allowed Yvette Cooper to use his downstairs lavatory in his multimillion pound London home’
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I don’t think having your mate’s son stay over for a few weeks because he needs somewhere quiet is in any way something out of the ordinary and it’s only because he declared it and assigned a random value to the accommodation that you are commenting
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Dear Sandy, While you've been in charge at Rape Crisis Scotland, a man now serving time in prison for multiple sexual assaults was 'treated' at the Edinburgh centre. The man in charge of the Edinburgh centre called rape survivors who wanted single sex services 'bigots.' 1/9
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There's legit a poem on a local FB group... first they came for the pagers
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Greatest Welsh moment in history
Can’t believe I missed the first anniversary of the greatest moment of the royal funeral malarkey - BBC subtitle writers getting confused by Mark Drakeford reading from the Bible in Welsh
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Love to kick back and invent entirely hypothetical scenarios about my all-male survival cell.
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I wouldn't normally do this, but feel OK about it seeing as a) it's my email, b) she never replied, and c) she's caused untold damage to female rape victims. Here's what I sent to Sandy Brindley back in May: "Sandy I knew you when you were a feminist. I hope (but doubt) that you feel deep shame and remorse for the harm you have done to women, in order to be seen as being on the 'right side of history'. Shame on you. Julie
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Mridual Wadhwa is no longer chief executive of Edinburgh Rape Crisis Centre. He should never have been in the post. His appointment caused so many women so much damage, as the Ling report pointed out yesterday. Shameful.
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Yes Robert, the government that has been in power 10 weeks by Friday should have pressed the magical “Build Prisons” button the minute they got into office, a button you somehow couldn’t find for 14 years
Today is a day of shame for our criminal justice system. The solution is simple: build more prisons and lock up prolific offenders for longer.
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I'll get A. J. P. Taylor on the phone
👇👇 free lead for any historians. personally, i doubt wwi and the interwar years had anything to do with the rise of the nazis, but the first historian to make this argument could get rich in the process!
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Just another red-letter-day for the huge, monetised, verified grifters on @elonmusk dot com. Nothing brings in the revenue like sticking it to the Jews.
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Why all the anger about the inspirational Petrillo? The cheat community has never had this kind of visibility! Out and proud cheats like Petrillo prove the era of cheat-shaming is over. What a role model! I say we give Lance Armstrong his medals back and move on. #Cheats #NoShame
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My @scotonsunday column on the crisis in @CreativeScots. I've never asked for a share, before, but this is a fundamental free speech thing and I'd appreciate any retweets. Many thanks.
“Dr Alice Tarbuck describes herself as a poet in much the same way as I might describe myself as a sprinter if I caught the 66 before it pulled away from the bus stop by the chippy.” My @scotonsunday column on the crisis in @CreativeScots: scotsman.com/news/opinion/co…
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Starmer reveals new sitting room portrait at number 10.
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Half Ma’am Half Brisket
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