Honest Exec Pastor

In the interest of more online content for our church, I propose that we do a good old fashioned Hymn Riff Off with the Church of Christ church down the street. #onlinechurch #Covid_19

Is there an appropriate time to send out an all church email to tell people to stop tagging me in Facebook post like this? Not funny after the 30th time. Wasn’t all that funny after the 1st.

My youth pastor just called and asked if he could have a lock-in at the church since we are in quarantine. 😕 I am proud of my measured response. “You may, but I’m not sure everyone will watch you playing games all night on their Zoom app.”

The last time our youth pastor preached in Big Church it felt like an episode of The Voice and no chairs were turned when he was done. I mean the people were nice...but they didn’t really want him on their team.

How to tell if things aren’t going well at your church. Pastor: It’s time we redefine how we measure success.

Had a choice of a colonoscopy or working VBS tomorrow. I chose the invasive procedure because it would be less painful, and you don’t have to self medicate.

There is nothing more fun than confronting someone face-to-face who has spoken poorly about you behind your back. I love the look on their face and the stammer of a response.

Why is the handwriting on a Visitor Card so horrendous when they’re spelling their last names, yet when someone anonymously writes a complaint and puts it in the offering, it’s the equivalent of 12 point Calibri font?

There is no fury worse than a mom who has lost her patience with a smart mouth teenager.

Every time we talk about new members in staff meeting, who are now eligible to begin serving, its like an episode of Storage Wars breaks out.

Just told the youth pastor and the children’s pastor that summer funds were limited due to lack of giving, and that they could decide how to divide what was available.