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Joss 🐢

@Existential_ded

too small and hot to have complete thoughts

Joined October 2012
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putting your baby in the saw needle pit 🥰
Stass (@diorhubs) profile pictureStass@diorhubs12h
"mommy's gonna lay you in a pit of dirty needles okay? 🥹"
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@RatInControlOct 30
FAT RAT
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Ace🥤 (@speeds_c) profile pictureAce🥤@speeds_cOct 23
I leave the cinema thinking every movie is the greatest movie of all time, the atmosphere completely strips away my sense of objectivity for a good 24 hours
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NARUTO@pureregretOct 11
Found $40 on the ground. Not life changing money, but lunch changing money
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QuARp@MaleToFaggotOct 3
yesss... things are coming along micely....
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NBA gotta recruit from the Tiffany Day/Glaive crowd
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. —@4sakenuserSep 24
It’s always a Mexican person saying “imagine..."
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panda express on the first day of hispanic heritage month iktr 🙂‍↕️
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how it feels to say "oki" instead of "ok"
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juliet ✨@scarl3tjoelSep 12
how it feels to take the first sip of a crispy cold can of dr pepper
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y’all using ChatGPT to see how you would look in the 80’s and you look a fucking mess just like you do now
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Nathanael@itsnathatSep 6
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Matty 🇨🇱@ShineSpikeSep 5
Coworker got fired for using the company chatgpt to generate nude images of himself for onlyfans
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on the stair climber looking at everyone’s bald spots
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gonna introduce a group of 50+ year old women to slayyyter tonight
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confronting my physical form at ross
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:3@eternalfreakkAug 26
typing a tweet that should only be said to a licensed professional therapist should hear
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they’re saying 5-7 beers on an empty stomach on a tuesday is the best you could ever feel
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Rjay@rjaybadAug 21
notice how carrot cake hasn’t been recalled
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