Dead Cell Do Not Charge, Kill Chain ZERO

United States
Joined October 2009
This is a good time for me to announce that I’m a hyperzionist, and islamogroypers disgust me. I’m officially denouncing my former associates on the far right, and my disgust for the far left. You guys ruin everything you touch.
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Flavio LIVES. (Government in exile)
🚨BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro has reportedly FLED Brazil in anticipation of communist dictator Lula persecuting him after the outcome of the rigged election He crossed the border into Argentina and took a private flight to the US. Democracy is dead.
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People who can look at what the Bolsheviks did to the Tzar and his entire family and then vote for the left in America while claiming to be right wing are frankly lower lifeforms than a tardigrade. Useful idiot is too kind of a phrase to describe you chattel.
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The black league rises from the most curious of places.
JUST IN: New "Elon 2028" committee pushes to change the Constitution so Musk can run for president
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Everyone reading this has already won this race once. It is time, my friends, to do it again. I’ll see you in the Grand Overix.
i turned the sperm video into a video game with the help of muse wonder full musewonder.win/
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Jeb carries around pocket turtles. I carry around a pocket Bowser. We are not the same.
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Gottem.
Ngl that’s the best answer I’ve seen from an LLM so far.
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Flavio, you need to flee the country. Seek asylum.
BREAKING: Flávio has reportedly been summoned by the Federal Police to surrender his passport
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Ferren is unironically now one of my favorite artists, it takes a surprising amount of control to shade like this without blending. Give him a follow.
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Just arrest Dario already, I’m sick of hearing this from people that won’t stop while claiming they might potentially destroy humanity. Deeply unserious company.
JUST IN: Anthropic warns its AI models could pose "catastrophic or existential risks to humanity" in IPO filing.
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Fuck it we ball. I would love to help you with your friend.
we're so cooked
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Remember when I said that data centers were not enough for these companies, and that they needed to pursue niche specialties to differentiate themselves? Yeah, this is why. Data centers are nice, but without a specialty, all models converge eventually.
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I swear the fucking algo is purposefully trying to drive us insane. This shit is horrid. Yes, gender war slop, yearning posting, random mass murders, war, what a lovely fucking world we have made for ourselves here on X the fucking annihilate yourself app.
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I need this to NOT break containment thanks
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I need a goth girl that will climb onto my back and let me squat her. Fuck who am I kidding, no I don’t lmfao, pass the dumbbells.
How is this surprising to anyone? Did you guys seriously think women are into submissive pushovers who post shit like “I need a heckin goth muscle mommy to step on me”?
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What, did you think I wasn’t going to post my daily motivational nipple shot? Surprise, I’m not, it’s my back instead.
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I remember that sentry turret that could fit in a briefcase that fired paintballs from a decade ago or so, I’m sure a few of you have seen the video as well. Yeah so we need those for point defense against drones. Wouldn’t the paint fuck up the rotors enough to drop it?
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Next time, the Muslims.
The end of Temple Hitlerism, and the beginning of Rabbinic Hitlerism
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I feel like the sun should already be up…
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Seeing someone else with this pfp in the wild is fucking jarring, how many of us are there?
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Being told I need to go outside more is actually heinous. I basically live outdoors and only go inside to eat, use the restroom, bathe and sleep. Perhaps I should touch computers more and grass less.
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