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Hey uhhh War Department I think this boat is full of drugs
Amy Schumer shares swimsuit photos from Caribbean getaway nearly a year after 50-pound weight-loss reveal trib.al/wkbhvNI
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Dude he got cleated. Everyone knows Nike cleats cause blood clots. They teach kids the dangers of cleats and blood clots on day one of flag football. That’s why he has blood clots in his lungs. Because someone’s cleat made contact with his leg in a game of football.
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Beastie Boys “Three MC’s and One DJ” 1998
Mike D, Ad-Rock, and MCA team up with DJ Mix Master Mike on this Hello Nasty track.
Music video directed by Nathanial Hörnblowér.
Anyone know who was behind that name ?
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Farted so hard in front of a revolving door that the force of it sent it spinning at 3000 rpm and the old lady inside it got centrifuged to death
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When you realize you can only live it through in a world tainted by fraudulence instead of attempting to create some vacuum of false purity and order
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It's none of my business whether Squidward beats cheeks or has his cheeks beaten, though admittedly I'd love to know the answer.
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“Henry Rollins was the best singer Black Flag ever had.
That’s not a controversial statement. Or it shouldn’t be. And yet, for some reason, you’re not allowed to say it.
Why is that?
Seriously. Why?
You go online and you’ll find thousands of middle-aged men insisting that Dez Cadena was better. Dez Cadena? Really? [Nervous laughter] Okay. Whatever you say.
And look, we’re not attacking Dez Cadena. We’re not saying he’s a bad person. We’ve never met him. He might be a wonderful guy.
But was he better than Henry Rollins? Come on. [Laughs]
And here’s what’s interesting. Nobody ever explains why Rollins was supposedly so terrible. They just tell you he was. And you’re expected to nod along.
It’s bizarre.
So we started asking questions. And almost immediately, people started getting upset. Really upset.
Which, of course, made us wonder what else they’re hiding.
Because if they’re willing to lie to you about Henry Rollins, what won’t they lie to you about?”


























