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Knower of stuff, fixer of things

Joined January 2013
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๐Ÿ˜‘ Dudes excuses for almost killing me by sending traffic headlong into me? 1) Not my problem 2) I donโ€™t care 3) Iโ€™ve been doing this longer than you All 3 in that order. ๐Ÿ˜‘
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๐Ÿ˜• a big dish of donโ€™t wanna todayโ€ฆ Yesterdays work shit show wonโ€™t happen again today But I just donโ€™t wanna even deal with that guy today
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๐Ÿ˜’ Looks like itโ€™ll be 71 and raining for trick or treat time tonight Happy Halloween I guess
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Wifeโ€™s final resting place Edge of the woods, overlooking a field of flowers. Once the fog burns off thereโ€™s tree covered hills that change color. First morning light
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*waving at @steveolivas from the Dollywood area* Hi Steve! Iโ€™m only 300 or so miles away ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Sitting outside having coffee Watching the moon and few clouds pass by My life seems to be punctuated by periods of solitude ๐Ÿ˜•
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I officially lost my anchor that I had hoped would help me through all this ๐Ÿ˜” Iโ€™m going to take some time I have a lot to process on my own
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๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ™ƒ Road kill
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Kid wanted a mothman costume for Halloween And insisted I get a possum onesie ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Coming up on 10 years since the universe last tried to take me outโ€ฆ It happened the day before the wifeโ€™s birthday ๐Ÿ˜’ This past year has been hard Iโ€™m hoping the universe is done with me for another 10 years Iโ€™m tired boss
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๐Ÿ˜’ Pulled a U-turn in the company truck. Immediately slid off the road and into a ditch. Itโ€™s water logged out here. Guys with me were like Wellโ€ฆ time to call a tow truck Nope. Someone blip the throttle and keep the wheel straight. Iโ€™ll push it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ Soaked to my knees now
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Kinda want today to cancel due to rainโ€ฆ Wife is ready to come home Would be a fitting return Ultimate would be if I could get the receptionist to drop her off. Come home the same way she left, by a stranger
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