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Dallas, TX
Joined March 2012
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This merger will singlehandedly make big toilet paper a trillion dollar industry
Starbucks is exploring a potential $39B takeover of Chipotle ☕️🌯 (via @FinancialTimes)
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Call me old fashioned but I am not buying an iPhone that requires me to use both hands
Official Trailer - iPhone Duo
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First pride month without Charlie Kirk
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Replying to @Variety
“ICE out, ice cream in”
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“That was the worst Super Bowl halftime show ever” #SuperBowl
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Imagine believing that your subdivision in rural Ohio was far better than the “California hellhole”. You then go to San Francisco for the Super Bowl and realize you’ve been lied to, and that you can move to heaven right now if you pay taxes and chill about LGBT issues.
I may have been too harsh on San Francisco in terms of its beauty. This is pretty sweet.
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The cast and crew of ‘HAMNET’ dancing to Rihanna’s “We Found Love” on set
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Tonight’s finale of #HeatedRivalry made me cry. Maybe love does win.
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Maybe don't charge $34 for a mixed drink and rig your blackjack decks
Las Vegas tourism is sinking — and younger Americans could be to blame trib.al/0RbqxQ5
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What a moment
Glenn Close reciting Dorit’s takedown of Camille from #RHOBH is perfection
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I’ll retweet this every time this pops up on my timeline 😂
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You meet some interesting characters at the public library
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“Don’t call us weird” then proceeds to carry around JD Vance jizz cups
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If I send you this just know I heard your little conversation #HouseOfThedragon #HOTD #DemDragons
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THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN!!!🤣🤣🤣
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Who did this lolololololol
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Fire your plastic surgeon @mattgaetz
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Opening Grindr at the RNC.
BREAKING: An executive of the gay dating app Grindr says the Republican National Convention is “basically Grindr’s Super Bowl.”
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