@FFmaxhyde

Hoser in the sorta south. All the vices, unconventional, inconvenient fucking shitshow

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Joined October 2015
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The fucking exceptional singularity that is you
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Neighbors all fucking shut it down, no fucking pants is an option now
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BEAVE
@Beaveinflow58m
I smoke weed because I like not being able to hold a thought for more than 2.6 seconds.
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In love sex
Fik Caius@fikcaius19h
weed sex or shroom sex? #drugtwt
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A♡♥︎
@lyssasphere7h
"I believe some people are possessed."
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Adam Schefter
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Pro Football Hall of Fame running back and Southern University coach Marshall Faulk has been diagnosed with Parkinson's disease. Story via @ByScarborough: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5025…

Faulk, Hall of Famer and Southern coach, reveals Parkinson's diagnosis

Marshall Faulk said that in discussing his illness in a podcast appearance Wednesday, "I want to help as many people as I can."

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erika@yeeeerika2h
i love when my cat rests his little head on my pillow. aw he's cosplaying human
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Norma Jeane
@greatgenesjeane3h
On my second trip to the gas station today, the cashier was like “i was thinking earlier, u always wear shorts. don’t u ever get cold?”… ma’am this is Texas & i’m looking for my next husband. anyway, she’s obviously a lesbian.
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I came so hard at lunch I jump started my period ugh
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GOT A JOB TODAY. It's only part time but it's still a JOB 🎉
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Sir, it will never work out between us, you take better nudes
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Just met a really tall guy who doesn't play basketball. Wtf?
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Charmeuse@incharmuese1h
don’t forget to forget me every day
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@lyssasphere2h
Can't wait to get off work and let you exorcise my demons out i mean what
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sojujinbutsu@EdgarPoop11h
What chall know bout snickers whole wheat bread roll
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Honey🇨🇦@hidinghoney5h
I somehow ended up on gleetwt and I've been bopping to their covers all day
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Yeah I just changed from fucking comfy pants to much fucking comfier pants
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Not to fucking brag but every second or third fucking profile I'm at least 200% of people they fucking won't date
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My little sister would have been 51 today. She was lost in a car accident when she was 16 but this particular day always brings it back. Sigh 😔
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Reese
@Reeseforsure5h
Have you tried getting hot about it
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nothing we experience is spontaneous since everything is manipulated to some degree thus free will doesnt exist. been developing this theory with another schizoid for the last few days soon we will have the manifesto ready
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