FLYDOLL 🤍

maga boomers aside i love that old people love my energy so much bc they’re the last batch of real people left

does anyone know where i put my vaseline

there are specific podcast episodes from various shows that i genuinely listen to once a week and it’s now engrained in me i have become them

there’s a part of me that exists to be pissed off and then another part of me that exists to piss everybody off more

yall ever hold your breath when you’re screen recording something just incase

yall remember otterbox phone cases

why does everyone think we wanna see them workout on instagram

edgar allen poe up

thinking about druski’s grandma

nuke every food influencer tbh i don’t need any bitch (applies to all genders mainly men) to tell me a fucking chicken salad is good. i’ll try it myself thanks

sometimes i like random people’s stories just to let them know i’m watching

my phone be correcting fergie to fertile

i don’t think the women that keep pointing out other women’s flaws and speaking on women’s bodies because they’re upset they don’t look the way they want them to is feminism but! hey what do i know

the world really truly does reward stupidity above anything else

sometimes i can’t stand whitney rose sometimes i LOVE how messy she is

i used to sob sob sob to mother mary by rihanna that’s really God honestly