@FOMOBY

Meme Artisan. Nemophilist. Dad. Farm Fresh Enthusiast. Dog Patter. Send Enjoyer. I swim in my own dumps. @nonfomoby

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Joined October 2012
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pete oaks
@pt0kesOct 22
george strait’s existence implies there is a george gay
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Giveaway Sponsored by MIMANY Win a 2–6 lb premium assorted box of wild Alaskan salmon from Sleepy Bay. Flash-frozen, straight off the boat in Prince William Sound. To enter: 1. Follow @sleepybaysalmon 2. Repost this 3. Tag a friend Drawing Friday, Oct 16 at 12pm Alaska time. Winner gets a DM. US shipping. 18+. One entry per person. If the winner doesn’t reply, we draw again.
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Fire that customer. And dont do nothing for Free outside of what i already know you do for your local community.
Captain_Off_Grid
@Captain_0f_AltsOct 7
I am going to remove “free shipping” from the smaller 6 lb boxes… I have never once had drama from a 10-20 lb box. The smaller ones thaw quicker and seem to be more trouble than they are worth. If you want a small box w/free shipping you better be quick about it
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This guy clears six figures a year from his wheelchair. What’s your excuse?
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Self Loathing rn
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Charizard, but on the Blockchain.
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Want to find out if your local community is a good fit for you? Post about abandoned/dumped fake puppies. Use AI generated photos if you have to. If they are adopted within an hour you are in a good place. If not, move.
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Just caught a glimpse of the trailer for “The Hawk” on @Netflix Will Farrel files for disability in 1.5 years or less. Netflix files for bankruptcy in 2. Jot this down
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Soon enough you’re going to think of me & how I used to be.
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You are going to look me dead in the eye and tell me, “They build em better in China.” ?????
WORLD NEWS
@_MAGA_NEWS_Jun 26
JUST NOW: An aircraft has crashed into Beijing’s tallest skyscraper, the 109-story CITIC Tower (China Zun), in China.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The image on the right has been digitally altered. The plane crash left a much smaller hole in the building and it hit a different place. x.com/takemikazuchi2…
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Ensuring domestic tranquility
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Roller Coaster Tycoon and Age of Empires tied
Game With Dave
@GamewithDaveApr 16
For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?
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Don’t miss your chance and this Alaskan delicacy
Captain_Off_Grid
@Captain_0f_AltsApr 15
Replying to @sleepybaysalmon
@sleepybaysalmon COPPER RIVER SMOKED SALMON GIVEAWAY! I’m dropping 4 HALF-PINT JARS of the absolute BEST wild Alaskan Copper River smoked salmon to one lucky winner! This stuff is straight fire. rich, smoky, melt in your mouth perfection from the pure waters of Alaska! To enter: Follow @Captain_0f_Alts RIGHT NOW Like + Repost this post Winner announced in 48 hours. US only. Who’s ready to level up their salmon game?! Tag your salmon-loving friends and let’s gooo!!! 🐟💥 #CopperRiverSalmon #SmokedSalmonGiveaway
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Replying to @sleepybaysalmon
@sleepybaysalmon COPPER RIVER SMOKED SALMON GIVEAWAY! I’m dropping 4 HALF-PINT JARS of the absolute BEST wild Alaskan Copper River smoked salmon to one lucky winner! This stuff is straight fire. rich, smoky, melt in your mouth perfection from the pure waters of Alaska! To enter: Follow @Captain_0f_Alts RIGHT NOW Like + Repost this post Winner announced in 48 hours. US only. Who’s ready to level up their salmon game?! Tag your salmon-loving friends and let’s gooo!!! 🐟💥 #CopperRiverSalmon #SmokedSalmonGiveaway
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Aha. Bootlicker spotted
AntifaPuddin’Pop
@Andie00471Apr 5
Tax. The. Fucking. Churches.
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Calling it now: First child in space happens in the next decade.
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The seed has been planted. I’m pretty sure we have a customer for life 😊
daft.sol@FOMOBYApr 1
Replying to @sleepybaysalmon
@sleepybaysalmon is Piper tested. Piper Approved! Huge thank you!
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Baiting the enemies with blasphemy to make “The List” Respond in a way that makes them kill you next
Disclose.tv
@disclosetvMar 19
NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."
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What in the harbor fucking freight is going on @MakitaTools Yall have become a disgrace. Drill with less than an hour of work on it. 4th in 3 months that has shit the bed. No recovery. Just garbage
daft.sol@FOMOBYMar 9
Used to I could swear by @MakitaTools Now I have bought 3 drills in as many months. Garbage. Looking forward to abusing my a new @MilwaukeeTool 18v drill
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