FPL Strategist

This is my masterpiece for all of humanity.

Dalot has to have been told to say that far up. Inept.

Has anyone ever been in the position where your bosses are absolute fucking meatheads and the whole team is just down in the dumps because your work won't mean shit? That all your promises that were made to you will go unfulfilled. The life of a Manchester United player

United and City relegated this year.

lol

You can’t teach that level of inept positioning.

This was the warning sign. It was right there.

Sack Carrick, keep Carrick. It doesn't matter. Club is terminal.

cut open with ease. Get Carrick out.

Let’s all laugh at City.

Fucking balls into Maguire. A quarter of the game to go.

Get Carrick out. the results are one thing, the effort is unforgiveable

United are unwatchable.

We go again. We were pretty good. We were playing fine. The boys did well. We need to dust ourselves off. Blah fucking blah.

When I was at corporate, a mistake like the VAR would not be called an error of judgement. It would be called a lack of competence.

Fuck Carrick. Fuck Glazers.

Excited to see the excuses for this performance. Another new manager by Christmas.

5 minutes for fucks sake

Absolutely farcical.

No one has a decent colour third kit in the Coventry game?