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She/Her & It/Its Lesbian, cat owner. Robotgirl. Seer of Light. (https://nitter.gq/t.co/zjK2NhwPLb your hatemail goes here.)

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Joined January 2020
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I humbly request that you look at this photo of my cat, in which he is posed as though he is about to take a school photo.
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also listen, we went through an oversaturation of "brown haired white boy has silly adventure with friends" cartoons for DECADES i think we can survive an "oversaturation" of "queer girl leads saving the world with the power of friendship" for a bit
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it shouldnโ€™t be a surprise that the most viewed and prominent indie shows with fandoms are lore driven shows made for gay teens, not just for the above reason, but also because gay teens tend to be the audience that is online and the most active within fandoms
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whatever troglodyte decided that the middle of the week would be a good time to close coliseum road both ways. just so you know i'm casting a spell that will make you shoot your entire family in the face and then yourself. you really shouldn't have done that
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โณ๐ŸŽ€ ไธ็ฎกๅฅณๅ‹ๅพžๅ“ช่ฃกๆ‘”ๅ€’ไธ€ๅฎšๆœ‰่‡ชไฟก่ƒฝๆŽฅไฝๅฅนใ„‰่ฝŸๅง†ๆ‹‰
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lmao yes this video fmu
does anyone have that video about a group of friends watching a video game livestream announcement and at first they're like "oh it's cute" then one guy recognises it and says "oh wait, it's shit, it's shit, it's bad, it's shit" and then the logo appears and everyone freaks out?
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ig this is on theme #rosemaryweek26
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We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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But that's my emotional support confusingly intimate flirtatious but platonic friend
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ใƒฉใ‚ฐใƒˆใƒฌใ‚คใƒณ (Lag Train) #Arknights
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I am a strong capable cockatiel. My flock can count on me, and I can count on my flock. I deserve a big cage, with lots of fresh fruits and vegetables.
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Kanaya is an honorary flarper to me bc she genuinely gaf and is friends with all four of them. Her being one of the only trolls to actively reach out and check on aradia.....
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ok moe. moeradia. ok
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*paws at you* Destroy Arasaka *paws at you* Destroy Arasaka *paws at you* Destroy Arasaka *paws at you* Destroy Arasaka *paws at you* Destroy Arasaka *paws at you* Destroy Arasaka *paws at you* Destroy Arasaka *paws at you* Destroy Arasaka *paws at you* Destroy Arasaka
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Is that fucking GUMI Megpoidโ€ฆ Thank you for this wondrous slew of doodles. I greatly appreciate it.
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cyberpsychosis is a lore/mechanical explanation for murderhoboism and I'm not joking. in the og books, you lose humanity (a stat) for getting crazy cyber AND doing/seeing evil shit. it forces you to roleplay consequences for powergaming/not caring. you get therapy to fix it lol
In Cyberpunk 2077, Cyberpsychosis is a danger because you want to hold on to your humanity. This isn't a problem for Adam Smasher because he willingly discarded his humanity for augmentation. He's so inorganic there's nothing left to lose. He was psycho from the start.
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the day i found out OCD could go into remission is the day i locked in like never before like truly my life changed that day
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.msi didnโ€™t even start making music yet so I donโ€™t know why he did this
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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